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  • bad joke?

    This is from my FIL, who is an AVID Republican .....so, you can take it or leave it.....just thought that from a perverse angle it was kind of funny.


    A father watched his daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he
    reflected on how sweet and innocent his little girl was. Suddenly she
    just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her and noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.
    "Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked.
    "They're mating," her father replied.
    "What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?" she asked.
    That's a Daddy Longlegs." Her father answered.
    "So, the other one is Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked.
    "No," her father replied. "Both of them are Daddy Longlegs."
    The little girl thought for a moment, then took her foot and stomped
    them flat and said "Well, it might be OK in California or New York but
    we're not having any of that crap in Texas."

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    I laughed and I am an avid Democrat!!!!
    Luanne
    Luanne
    wife, mother, nurse practitioner

    "You have not converted a man because you have silenced him." (John, Viscount Morely, On Compromise, 1874)

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    • #3
      Yeah, I thought it was funny too (also a Democrat here!).
      Awake is the new sleep!

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