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But NOT our SAHDs...

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  • But NOT our SAHDs...

    THE NEXT SURVIVOR SERIES
    Six married men will be dropped on an island with 1 car and 4 kids each, for 6 weeks.

    Each kid plays two sports and either takes music or dance classes. There is no access to fast food.

    Each man must take care of his 4 kids, keep his assigned house clean, correct all complete science projects, cook, do laundry, etc. The men only have access to television when the kids are asleep and all chores are done. There is only one TV between them and there is NO REMOTE

    The men must shave their legs, wear makeup daily, which they must apply themselves, either while driving or while making four lunches. They must attend weekly PTA meetings;
    clean up after their sick children at 3:00 a.m.; make an Indian hut model with six toothpicks,
    a tortilla and one marker; and get a 4-year-old to eat a serving of peas.

    The kids vote them off the island based on their performance.
    The last man wins only if he has enough energy to be intimate with his spouse at a moment's notice. If the last man does win, he can play the game for the next 18-25 years ...eventually earning the right to be called
    ************** "Mother."******************

  • #2
    Good one!

    make an Indian hut model with six toothpicks,
    a tortilla and one marker;


    Sally
    Wife of an OB/Gyn, mom to three boys, middle school choir teacher.

    "I don't know when Dad will be home."

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    • #3
      That was good!!

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      • #4
        I usually boycott reality shows, but that is one I think I would tune in to!!!
        Awake is the new sleep!

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