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    Cough Syrup



    The owner of this drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily

    against a wall. The owner asks the clerk: "What's with that guy over

    there by the wall?"



    The clerk responds: "Well, he came in here this morning to get

    something for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him

    an entire bottle of laxative."



    The owner, wide-eyed and excited shouts: "You idiot! You can't treat a

    cough with a bottle of laxatives!"



    The clerk calmly responds: "Of course you can! Look at him; he's afraid

    to cough!"

  • #2
    ~Mom of 5, married to an ID doc
    ~A Rolling Stone Gathers No Moss

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    • #3
      Ohhh, that's just wrong!

      Jennifer
      Who uses a machete to cut through red tape
      With fingernails that shine like justice
      And a voice that is dark like tinted glass

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      • #4

        Too, too funny!

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        • #5

          That was good!!
          Awake is the new sleep!

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          • #6
            Very funny!!!!!!
            Luanne
            Luanne
            wife, mother, nurse practitioner

            "You have not converted a man because you have silenced him." (John, Viscount Morely, On Compromise, 1874)

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