I found this on Slate.com and it made me laugh. I ended up reading them all even though I've never heard of some of them. (Oh, and they pretty much take a dig at everyone...so if any of these people are, in fact, your guru.....I apologize in advance). I like the Dr. Brazelton one.
http://slate.msn.com/id/2099683/
http://slate.msn.com/id/2099683/