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Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. And, if we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not. Here is your dose of humor . . . The following in an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey. The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names. Follow the instructions to find your new name.
> Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
> > >a = poopsie
> > >b = umpy
> > >c = buttercup
> > >d = gadget
> > >e = crusty
> > >f = greasy
> > >g = fluffy
> > >h = cheeseball
> > >i = chim-chim
> > >j = stinky
> > >k = flunky
> > >l = boobie
> > >m = pinky
> > >n = zippy
> > >o = goober
> > >p = doofus
> > >q = slimy
> > >r = loopy
> > >s = snotty
> > >t = tootie
> > >u = dorkey
> > >v = squeezit
> > >w = oprah
> > >x = skipper
> > >y = dinky
> > >z = zsa-zsa
>
>Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of
>your new last name:
> > >a = apple
> > >b = toilet
> > >c = giggle
> > >d = burger
> > >e = girdle
> > >f =
> > >g = lizard
> > >h = waffle
> > >i = cootie >
> > >j = monkey
> > >k = potty
> > >l = liver
> > >m = banana
> > >n = rhino
> > >o = bubble
> > >p = hamster
> > >q = toad
> > >r = gizzard
> > >s = pizza
> > >t = gerbil
> > >u = chicken
> > >v = pickle
> > >w = chuckle
> > >x = tofu
> > >y = gorilla >
> > >z = stinker
>
>Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
> > >a = head
> > >b = mouth
> > >c = face
> > >d = nose
> > >e = tush
> > >f = breath
> > >g = pants
> > >h = shorts
> > >i = lips
> > >j = honker
> > >k = butt
> > >l = brain
> > >m = tushie
> > >n = chunks
> > >o = hiney
> > >p = biscuits
> > >q = toes
> > >r = buns
> > >s = fanny
> > >t = sniffer
> > >u = sprinkles
> > >v = kisser
> > >w = squirt
> > >x = humperdinck
> > >y = brains
> > >z = juice
>
>Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts.
Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. And, if we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not. Here is your dose of humor . . . The following in an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey. The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names. Follow the instructions to find your new name.
> Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
> > >a = poopsie
> > >b = umpy
> > >c = buttercup
> > >d = gadget
> > >e = crusty
> > >f = greasy
> > >g = fluffy
> > >h = cheeseball
> > >i = chim-chim
> > >j = stinky
> > >k = flunky
> > >l = boobie
> > >m = pinky
> > >n = zippy
> > >o = goober
> > >p = doofus
> > >q = slimy
> > >r = loopy
> > >s = snotty
> > >t = tootie
> > >u = dorkey
> > >v = squeezit
> > >w = oprah
> > >x = skipper
> > >y = dinky
> > >z = zsa-zsa
>
>Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of
>your new last name:
> > >a = apple
> > >b = toilet
> > >c = giggle
> > >d = burger
> > >e = girdle
> > >f =
> > >g = lizard
> > >h = waffle
> > >i = cootie >
> > >j = monkey
> > >k = potty
> > >l = liver
> > >m = banana
> > >n = rhino
> > >o = bubble
> > >p = hamster
> > >q = toad
> > >r = gizzard
> > >s = pizza
> > >t = gerbil
> > >u = chicken
> > >v = pickle
> > >w = chuckle
> > >x = tofu
> > >y = gorilla >
> > >z = stinker
>
>Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
> > >a = head
> > >b = mouth
> > >c = face
> > >d = nose
> > >e = tush
> > >f = breath
> > >g = pants
> > >h = shorts
> > >i = lips
> > >j = honker
> > >k = butt
> > >l = brain
> > >m = tushie
> > >n = chunks
> > >o = hiney
> > >p = biscuits
> > >q = toes
> > >r = buns
> > >s = fanny
> > >t = sniffer
> > >u = sprinkles
> > >v = kisser
> > >w = squirt
> > >x = humperdinck
> > >y = brains
> > >z = juice
>
>Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts.
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