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  • Kitchen plaques

    KITCHEN CLOSED
    ( this chick has had it! )


    Martha Stewart doesn't live here!!



    I'm creative
    you can't expect me to be neat too!


    So this isn't Home Sweet Home
    ADJUST!


    Ring Bell for Maid Service
    If no answer
    Do It Yourself!


    I clean house every other day
    Today is the other day!


    If you write in the dust..
    PLEASE don't date it!


    I would cook dinner
    but
    I can't find the can opener!


    My house was clean last week
    ( too bad you missed it! )


    A clean kitchen is
    ...the sign of a wasted life.


    COOK CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!


    I came
    I saw
    I decided to order take out.


    If you don't like my standards of cooking
    ...lower your standards.


    You may touch the dust in this house
    but please don't write in it!


    APOLOGY
    Although you'll find our house a mess
    Come in
    Sit down
    Converse
    It doesn't always look like this
    Some days it's even worse.


    A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen
    ..and this kitchen is delirious.


    If we are what we eat,
    then I'm easy, fast,
    and cheap


    A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.


    Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator


    Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves
    for they shall never cease to be amused.


    A clean house is a sign of a mis-spent life.


    Help keep the kitchen clean
    EAT OUT!!


    Countless number of people have eaten in this kitchen
    and gone on to lead normal lives.


    My next house will have no kitchen
    just vending machines.


    Gardening forever
    . . .
    Housework, never!


    Dull women have immaculate houses.


    I'd live life in the fast lane
    but I am married to a speed bump.


    HOME RULES
    If you sleep on it ... make it up.
    If you wear it ... hang it up.
    If you drop it ... pick it up.
    If you eat out of it ... put it in the sink.
    If you step in it ... wipe it off.
    If you open it ... close it.
    If you empty it ... fill it up.
    If it rings ... answer it.
    If it howls ... feed it.
    If it cries ... love it!

  • #2
    Re: Kitchen plaques

    Originally posted by gmdcblack
    Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves
    for they shall never cease to be amused.
    Hey, that's my motto!

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