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A Woman who reads

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  • A Woman who reads

    A couple goes on vacation to a fishing resort in northern Minnesota.

    The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife likes to read.
    One morning, the husband returns after several hours of fishing and
    decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife
    decides
    to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and
    continues to
    read her book.

    Along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the
    woman and says, "Good morning Ma'am. What are you doing?"

    "Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?")

    "You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her.

    "I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading."

    "Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at
    any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."

    "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the
    woman.

    "But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.

    "That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could
    start at any moment."

    "Have a nice day ma'am", and he left.

    MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think

  • #2
    Thanks for the chuckle!
    Awake is the new sleep!

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