Euphimisms for slacking off at work

Thinking outside the cube

De-nosing the grindstone

Training for a career in management

Notworking

Visiting Crawford

Consulting

Conserving the midnight oil

Zero-tasking

Letting opportunity open its own damn door

Attending an inertia seminar

Letting Cheney handle it

Impersonating the CEO

Trying out for "American Idle"

Harnessing your negative work product potential

Taking everything under advisement

Working smarter not harder

Sharpening your unemployment skills

Being reassigned to the Alabama Air National Guard

Sticking it to the man with a red hot poker

Reaping the rewards of superior delegation

Defragging the brain drive

Enabling real-time back-end utilization

[PrincessFiona]

some political jabs in there?

Funny...my favorite is:

Letting opportunity open its own damn door

My fav is: Sticking it to the man with a red hot poker

(yes, some political jabs. Sorry...the list didn't have any jabs at liberals though I'm sure there could be some good ones).

Ooh! I love "Reaping the rewards of superior delegation". I did that at home just this weekend!

[DCJenn]

My personal favorite from my own life-

stopping to check my website.

oops. that's you all- and now I'm heading back to the 100 page report of which we're on about page 40.

Jenn