What is the best investment?

[PrincessFiona]

If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would
now be worth $49.00.

With Enron, you would have had
$16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.

With WorldCom, you would have had less than
$5.00 left.

But, if you had purchased $1,000.00
worth of Beer one year ago, drank all the beer,
then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have had $214.00


Based on the above, current investment advice is to
drink heavily and recycle.

It's called the 401-Keg Plan


:!@

Woo-Hoo!!!!!!! I am headed to the liquor store!!!!!!!!!!! :+

[DCJenn]

Hey Matt-

Don't go to the liquor store- go on base and go to the Class Six- no sales tax, my friend. (AS Lee Greenwood plays in the background, "God Bless the USA"...) (and no, I have no idea why it's called the Class Six)

and don't forget, appliances, furniture, kids toys, clothes, jewelry.....yes, all tax free.

Jenn