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Here is a piece written by Andy Rooney - CBS 60 Minutes.
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>As I grow in age, I value women who are over 30 most of all. Here are just
>a few reasons why:
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>A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, "What
>are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think.
>
>If a woman over 30 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around
>whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And, it's usually
>something more interesting.
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>A woman over 30 knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is, what
>she is, what she wants and from whom.
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>Few women past the age of 30 give a damn what you might think about her or
>what she's doing.
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>Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at
>the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant.
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>Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they
>think they can get away with it.
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>Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's
>like to be unappreciated.
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>A woman over 30 has the self-assurance to introduce you to her women
>friends. A younger woman with a man will often ignore even her best friend
>because she doesn't trust the guy with other women.
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>Women over 30 couldn't care less if you're attracted to her friends because
>she knows her friends won't betray her.
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>Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a
>woman over 30. They always know.
>
>A woman over 30 looks good wearing bright red lipstick. This is not true of
>younger women or drag queens.
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>Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 30 is far sexier than her
>younger counterpart.
>
>Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are
>a jerk if you are acting like one! You don't ever have to wonder where you
>stand with her.
>
>Yes, we praise women over 30 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's
>not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman of 30+,
>there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with
>some 22-year-old waitress. Ladies, I apologize.
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>Andy Rooney
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>For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk
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>for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against
>
>marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire
>
>Pig, just to get a little sausage...
>
>
Here is a piece written by Andy Rooney - CBS 60 Minutes.
>
>
>As I grow in age, I value women who are over 30 most of all. Here are just
>a few reasons why:
>
>A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, "What
>are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think.
>
>If a woman over 30 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around
>whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And, it's usually
>something more interesting.
>
>A woman over 30 knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is, what
>she is, what she wants and from whom.
>
>Few women past the age of 30 give a damn what you might think about her or
>what she's doing.
>
>Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at
>the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant.
>
>Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they
>think they can get away with it.
>
>Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's
>like to be unappreciated.
>
>A woman over 30 has the self-assurance to introduce you to her women
>friends. A younger woman with a man will often ignore even her best friend
>because she doesn't trust the guy with other women.
>
>Women over 30 couldn't care less if you're attracted to her friends because
>she knows her friends won't betray her.
>
>Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a
>woman over 30. They always know.
>
>A woman over 30 looks good wearing bright red lipstick. This is not true of
>younger women or drag queens.
>
>Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 30 is far sexier than her
>younger counterpart.
>
>Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are
>a jerk if you are acting like one! You don't ever have to wonder where you
>stand with her.
>
>Yes, we praise women over 30 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's
>not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman of 30+,
>there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with
>some 22-year-old waitress. Ladies, I apologize.
>
>
>Andy Rooney
>
>
>For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk
>
>for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against
>
>marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire
>
>Pig, just to get a little sausage...
>
>
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