Happy Halloween!

A CABBIE PICKS UP A NUN

She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't stop staring at her.
She asks him why is he staring.

He replies, "I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend you."

She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I
am and have been a Nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and
hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or
ask
that I would find offensive."

"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a Nun kiss me."

She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that:
#1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic."

The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I am single
and I'm Catholic!"

"OK" the Nun says. "Pull into the next alley."

The Nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a
hooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the
cab driver starts crying.

"My dear child, said the nun, why are you crying?"

"Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied. I must confess, I'm married and
I'm Jewish."

The nun says, "That's OK, my name is Kevin and I'm
going to a Halloween party