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HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?
(written by kids)
(1) You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff.
Like, if you like
sports, she should like it that you like sports, and
she should keep the
chips and dip coming.
-- Alan, age 10
(2) No person really decides before they grow up who
they're going to
marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to
find out later who
you're stuck with.
-- Kristen, age 10
WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
(1) Twenty-three is the best age because you know the
person FOREVER by
then.
-- Camille, age 10
(2) No age is good to get married at. You got to be a
fool to get
married.
-- Freddie, age 6 (very wise for his age)
HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
(1) You might have to guess, based on whether they
seem to be yelling at
the same kids.
-- Derrick, age 8
WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
(1) Both don't want any more kids.
-- Lori, age 8
WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
(1) Dates are for having fun, and people should use
them to get to know
each other. Even boys have something to say if you
listen long enough.
-- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)
(2) On the first date, they just tell each other lies
and that Usually
gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
-- Martin, age 10
WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING
SOUR?
(1) I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would
call all the
newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all
the dead columns.
-- Craig, age 9
WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
(9) When they're rich.
-- Pam, age 7
(2) The law says you have to be eighteen, so I
wouldn't want to mess
with that.
- - Curt, age 7
(3 ) The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone,
then you should marry
them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to
do.
-- Howard, age 8
IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
(1 ) I don't know which is better, but I'll tell you
one thing. I'm
never going to have sex with my wife. I don't want to
be all grossed
out.
-- Theodore, age 8
(2 ) It's better for girls to be single but not for
boys. Boys need
someone to clean up after them.
-- Anita, age 9 (bless you child)
HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET
MARRIED?
(1 ) There sure would be a lot of kids to explain,
wouldn't there?
-- Kelvin, age 8
And the #1 Favorite is........
HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
(1 ) Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she
looks like a
truck.
-- Ricky, age 10
(written by kids)
(1) You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff.
Like, if you like
sports, she should like it that you like sports, and
she should keep the
chips and dip coming.
-- Alan, age 10
(2) No person really decides before they grow up who
they're going to
marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to
find out later who
you're stuck with.
-- Kristen, age 10
WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
(1) Twenty-three is the best age because you know the
person FOREVER by
then.
-- Camille, age 10
(2) No age is good to get married at. You got to be a
fool to get
married.
-- Freddie, age 6 (very wise for his age)
HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
(1) You might have to guess, based on whether they
seem to be yelling at
the same kids.
-- Derrick, age 8
WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
(1) Both don't want any more kids.
-- Lori, age 8
WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
(1) Dates are for having fun, and people should use
them to get to know
each other. Even boys have something to say if you
listen long enough.
-- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)
(2) On the first date, they just tell each other lies
and that Usually
gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
-- Martin, age 10
WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING
SOUR?
(1) I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would
call all the
newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all
the dead columns.
-- Craig, age 9
WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
(9) When they're rich.
-- Pam, age 7
(2) The law says you have to be eighteen, so I
wouldn't want to mess
with that.
- - Curt, age 7
(3 ) The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone,
then you should marry
them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to
do.
-- Howard, age 8
IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
(1 ) I don't know which is better, but I'll tell you
one thing. I'm
never going to have sex with my wife. I don't want to
be all grossed
out.
-- Theodore, age 8
(2 ) It's better for girls to be single but not for
boys. Boys need
someone to clean up after them.
-- Anita, age 9 (bless you child)
HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET
MARRIED?
(1 ) There sure would be a lot of kids to explain,
wouldn't there?
-- Kelvin, age 8
And the #1 Favorite is........
HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
(1 ) Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she
looks like a
truck.
-- Ricky, age 10
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