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6 FUN FACTS ABOUT CHINESE PRESIDENT HU JINTAO, AS CONVEYED BY AMERICAN CULTURE
President Hu let the dogs out.
President Hu lives in a pineapple under the sea.
President Hu will stop the rain.
President Hu is afraid of Virginia Woolf.
President Hu wrote the book of love.
President Hu is yo' daddy.
-- mcsweeneys.net
TOP 6 WAYS PRESIDENT BUSH CAN REGAIN HIS POPULARITY
Dip into Social Security fund to give every American free HBO
Use diplomacy to bring peace to Brad, Jen and Angelina
Replace his "country simpleton" persona with more lovable "hillbilly idiot" image
Get Saddam to switch to boxers
Resign
Jump on Oprah's couch while professing his love for Katie Holmes
-- "Late Night With David Letterman"
TOP 6 DIFFERENCES UNDER PRESIDENT MICHAEL JACKSON
All press conferences are held in the Nose Garden.
The Lincoln Bedroom becomes the Lincoln Bunk-room
Instead of the 50 individual states, a series of com-memorative quarters features Michael's old noses.
No difference whatsoever -- those rich white guys are all alike.
Even more crotch-grabbing in the Oval Office than during the Clinton administration.
"Seriously, I did have sexual relations with that woman. I swear. Stop laughing!"
-- topfive.com
President Hu let the dogs out.
President Hu lives in a pineapple under the sea.
President Hu will stop the rain.
President Hu is afraid of Virginia Woolf.
President Hu wrote the book of love.
President Hu is yo' daddy.
-- mcsweeneys.net
TOP 6 WAYS PRESIDENT BUSH CAN REGAIN HIS POPULARITY
Dip into Social Security fund to give every American free HBO
Use diplomacy to bring peace to Brad, Jen and Angelina
Replace his "country simpleton" persona with more lovable "hillbilly idiot" image
Get Saddam to switch to boxers
Resign
Jump on Oprah's couch while professing his love for Katie Holmes
-- "Late Night With David Letterman"
TOP 6 DIFFERENCES UNDER PRESIDENT MICHAEL JACKSON
All press conferences are held in the Nose Garden.
The Lincoln Bedroom becomes the Lincoln Bunk-room
Instead of the 50 individual states, a series of com-memorative quarters features Michael's old noses.
No difference whatsoever -- those rich white guys are all alike.
Even more crotch-grabbing in the Oval Office than during the Clinton administration.
"Seriously, I did have sexual relations with that woman. I swear. Stop laughing!"
-- topfive.com