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Top 8 Morons of the Year

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  • Top 8 Morons of the Year

    TOP EIGHT MORONS OF THE YEAR

    1. WILL THE REAL DUMMY PLEASE STAND UP?
    AT&T fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked
    intellectual leadership. He received a $26 million severance package.
    Perhaps it's not Walter who's lacking intelligence.

    2. WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM OUR FRIENDS:
    Police in Oakland, California spent two hours attempting to subdue a
    gunman who had barricaded himself inside his home. After firing ten tear gas
    canisters, officers discovered that the man was standing beside them in
    the police line, shouting "Please come out and give yourself up."

    3. WHAT WAS PLAN B???
    An Illinois man, pretending to have a gun, kidnapped a motorist and
    forced him to drive to two different automated teller machines, wherein the
    kidnapper proceeded to withdraw money from his own bank accounts.

    4. THE GETAWAY!
    A man walked into a Topeka, Kansas Kwik Stop, and asked for all the
    money in the cash drawer. Apparently, the take was too small, so he tied up the
    store clerk and worked the counter himself for three hours until police showed
    up and grabbed him.

    5. DID I SAY THAT???
    Police in Los Ang! eles had good luck with a robbery suspect who just
    could n't control himself during a lineup. When detectives asked each man in the
    lineup to repeat the words, "Give me all your money or I'll shoot, the man
    shouted, "That's not what I said!"

    6. ARE WE COMMUNICATING??
    A man spoke frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant and her
    contractions are only two minutes apart!" "Is this her first child?" the
    doctor asked. "No!" the man shouted, "This is her husband!"

    7. NOT THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED!!
    In Modesto, California, Steven Richard King was arrested for trying to
    hold up a Bank of America branch without a weapon. King used a thumb and a
    finger to simulate a gun, but unfortunately, he failed to keep his hand in his
    pocket. (hellllllooooooo!)

    8. THE GRAND FINALE
    Last summer, ! down on Lake Isabella, located in the high desert, an hour
    east of Bakersfield, California, some folks, new to boating, were having a
    problem. No matter how hard they tried, they couldn't get their brand
    new 22 ft going. It was very sluggish in almost every maneuver, no matter how
    much power was applied.
    After about an hour of trying to make it go, they putted to a nearby
    marina, thinking someone there could tell them what was wrong. A thorough
    topside check revealed everything in perfect working condition. The engine ran
    fine, the outdrive went up and down, the prop was the correct size and pitch.
    So, one of the marina guys jumped in the water to check underneath, he came
    up choking on water, he was laughing so hard. NOW REME! MBER.THIS IS TRUE...
    Under the boat, still strapped secu rely in place, was the trailer!

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    No way...are these true? Those were hilarious!
    Awake is the new sleep!

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