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Miracle of Toilet Paper

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  • Miracle of Toilet Paper

    **don't kill the messenger, I got this from my brother....thought that it would make someone laugh....or appreciate the fact that their husband is quiet!


    The Miracle of Toilet Paper

    Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my
    husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically
    telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.

    If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds."

    Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. "How long will this take?" I asked.

    They will grow larger over a period of years," my husband replies.

    Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts
    every day will make my breasts larger over the years?

    "Without missing a beat he says "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"

    He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy he may even walk
    again. Stupid, stupid, man.

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    The man who said this should be in pain for a very long time BUT it IS funny!!!!!


    Flynn

    Wife to post training CT surgeon; mother of three kids ages 17, 15, and 11.

    “It is our choices, Harry, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities.” —Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets " Albus Dumbledore

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