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Two items to make you feel a little better, courtesy of The Oregonian.
1. John Derbyshire in the National Review weblog, corner- nationalreview.com, regarding a news report mentioning a gathering of Paris Hilton fans:
"Any time you catch yourself thinking that your life might be empty and pointless, just meditate for a minute or two on the concept 'Paris Hilton fan.'"
2. Meanwhile, Zay N. Smith of the Chicago Sun-Times, noting the news headline "Thief steals $75,000 worth of bull semen," writes:
"Look at it this way. Even if your life may not be turning out as you had hoped, at least you are not a bull semen thief."
1. John Derbyshire in the National Review weblog, corner- nationalreview.com, regarding a news report mentioning a gathering of Paris Hilton fans:
"Any time you catch yourself thinking that your life might be empty and pointless, just meditate for a minute or two on the concept 'Paris Hilton fan.'"
2. Meanwhile, Zay N. Smith of the Chicago Sun-Times, noting the news headline "Thief steals $75,000 worth of bull semen," writes:
"Look at it this way. Even if your life may not be turning out as you had hoped, at least you are not a bull semen thief."
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