Announcement

Collapse

Facebook Forum Migration

Our forums have migrated to Facebook. If you are already an iMSN forum member you will be grandfathered in.

To access the Call Room and Marriage Matters, head to: https://m.facebook.com/groups/400932...eferrer=search

You can find the health and fitness forums here: https://m.facebook.com/groups/133538...eferrer=search

Private parenting discussions are here: https://m.facebook.com/groups/382903...eferrer=search

We look forward to seeing you on Facebook!
See more
See less

Weapons of Maths Destruction

Collapse
X
 
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

  • Weapons of Maths Destruction

    At New York's Kennedy airport today, an individual later discovered to
    be a public school teacher was arrested trying to board a flight while
    in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a setsquare, a slide rule, and a
    calculator. At a morning press conference, US Attorney General John
    Ashcroft said he believes the man is a member of the notorious al-gebra
    movement. He is being charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of maths
    instruction.

    "Al-gebra is a fearsome cult," Ashcroft said. "They desire
    average solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on
    tangents in a search of absolute value. They use secret code names like
    'x' and 'y' and refer to themselves as 'unknowns', but we have
    determined they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval
    with coordinates in every country. As the Greek philanderer Isosceles
    used to say, 'there are 3 sides to every triangle'."

    When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush said, "If
    God had wanted us to have better weapons of maths instruction, He would
    have given us more fingers and toes".

  • #2
    That is so funny.

    Comment


    • #3
      Thanks for the chuckle!
      Awake is the new sleep!

      Comment

      Working...
      X