The wedding!!!!

[PrincessFiona]

Jacob, age 92 and Rebecca, age 89, living in Florida, are al excitged about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way htey pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in.

Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"
The pharmacist answers "yes"

Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"
Pharmacist: "Of course we do."
Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"
Pharmacist: "All kinds"
Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism and scoliosis?"
Pharmacist: "Definitely."
Jacob: "How about Viagra?"
Pharmacist: "Of course!"
Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, jaundice?"
Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."
Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinsons' disease?"
Pharmacist: "Absolutely!"

Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers?"
Pharmacist: "All speeds and Sizes."

Jacob: "We'd like to use this store as our bridal registry"

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that was the cutest joke i've read in a long time!

[L.Jane]

So cute. My grandfather, who passed last December, got remarried at the age of 86 to a 78 year old woman. At my shul it is customary on the new year to give a blessing to each of the new marriages. That year, as they were calling the couples up for the blessing, each couple was blessed and in the blessing it said something about being healthy, happy, and being blessed with many children or something like that. Well, when my grandfather and his new wife were called up to be blessed, you can imagine the ripple of chuckles that went through the shul. The Rabbi was on top of things and had a different blessing for them.

That was really cute! I'm sure L that was a room full of smiles

[moonlight]

So cute. My grandfather, who passed last December, got remarried at the age of 86 to a 78 year old woman. At my shul it is customary on the new year to give a blessing to each of the new marriages. That year, as they were calling the couples up for the blessing, each couple was blessed and in the blessing it said something about being healthy, happy, and being blessed with many children or something like that. Well, when my grandfather and his new wife were called up to be blessed, you can imagine the ripple of chuckles that went through the shul. The Rabbi was on top of things and had a different blessing for them.

What a cute story!! That really made me smile Thanks for sharing that!!