A little lift.....

I got this as an email forward and thought everyone would get a good laugh out of this:



God Give Me The Intelligence!!!

> > >

> > > One day, three men were hiking and unexpectedly came

> > > upon a large raging,

> > > violent river. They needed to get to the other side,

> > > but had no idea of how

> > > to do so.

> > >

> > > The first man prayed to God, saying, "Please God,

> > > give me the strength to

> > > cross this river." Poof! God gave him big arms and

> > > strong legs, and he was

> > > able to swim across the river in about two hours,

> > > after almost drowning a

> > > couple of times.

> > >

> > > Seeing this, the second man prayed to God, saying,

> > > "Please God, give me the

> > > strength ..and the tools to cross this river." Poof!

> > > God gave him a rowboat

> > > and he was able to row across the river in about an

> > > hour, after almost

> > > capsizing the boat a couple of times.

> > >

> > > The third man had seen how this worked out for the

> > > other two, so he also

> > > prayed to God saying, "Please God, give me the

> > > strength and the tools...and

> > > the intelligence... to cross this river." And poof!

> > > God turned him into a

> > > woman. She looked at the map, hiked upstream a

> > > couple of hundred yards, then

> > > walked across the bridge.

[houseelf]

I thought this one was cute...



A man calls his mom with the news that he has found the woman of his dreams and that he intends to marry her. He makes arrangements to stop by her house so that she may meet his bride. The son decides to play a game and the next day he arrives at his mom's home with three women at his side. The three women go inside and sit down side by side on the couch. The son asks his mom if she can guess which woman is his fiancee. His mother immediately points to the woman seated in the middle. The son is astonished at her accurate perception and asks his mom how she was able to deduce the correct woman. His mother replies,

"Oh, that was easy, she was the only one that I didn't like."



-Kelly