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Never Argue with a Woman 
>
> One morning the husband returns after several hours of
>fishing and
>
> decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the
>wife decides
>
> to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors,
>and reads
>
> her book. Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up
>alongside the
>
> woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing? "
>
> Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?")
>"You're in a
>
> Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her. "I'm sorry, officer,
>but I'm not
>
> fishing. I'm reading." "Yes, but you have all the equipment. For
>all I know
>
> you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and
>write you up."
>
> "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,"
>says the
>
> woman. "But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.
> "That's
>
> true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could
>start at any
>
> moment." "Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.
>
>
>
> MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can
>also think.
>
> Send this to four women/girls who are thinkers. If you receive
>this, you
>
> know you're intelligent.
>
> One morning the husband returns after several hours of
>fishing and
>
> decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the
>wife decides
>
> to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors,
>and reads
>
> her book. Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up
>alongside the
>
> woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing? "
>
> Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?")
>"You're in a
>
> Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her. "I'm sorry, officer,
>but I'm not
>
> fishing. I'm reading." "Yes, but you have all the equipment. For
>all I know
>
> you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and
>write you up."
>
> "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,"
>says the
>
> woman. "But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.
> "That's
>
> true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could
>start at any
>
> moment." "Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.
>
>
>
> MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can
>also think.
>
> Send this to four women/girls who are thinkers. If you receive
>this, you
>
> know you're intelligent.
Good one.
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