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NURSES! YOU MUST READ!

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  • NURSES! YOU MUST READ!

    Did you hear about the nurse who died and went straight to hell?? It took her two weeks to realize she wasn't at work!


    You know you're a nurse if.....

    1. You would like to meet the inventor of the call light some night in a dark alley. :>

    2. Your sense of humor gets more warped each year.

    3. Almost everything can seem humorous....eventually.

    4. You know the smell of different diarrhea to identify it. (:! can we say go-litely)

    5. You can tell the pharmacist more about the medication they are dispensing than they know.

    6. You check the caller id on your day off to see if anyone from the hospital is trying to call and ask you to work.
    ( :> you know it!)


    7. You've been telling stories in a restaurant and made someone at another table throw up. (not at a restaurant but at a family dinner! )

    8. You notice that you are using more 4 letter words than you did before you started nursing. (yup!)

    9. Everytime someone asks you for a pen you can find at least 4 of them on you.

    10. You live by the motto "to be right is only half the battle, to convince the doctor is more difficult"

    11. You've told a confused patient that your name was that of your coworker and to holler if they need help. ( :> OMG, I have so done this!!! )

    12. Your bladder can expand to the size of a winnebago's water tank.

    13. You find yourself checking out other customers veins in grocery waiting lines. (yup!)


    14. You avoid unhealthy looking shoppers in the mall for fear that they will drop near you and you'll have to do CPR on your day off.

    15. Your finger has gone places you never thought possible.

    16. You have seen more penises than any prostitute.
    ~shacked up with an ob/gyn~

  • #2
    Sadly these are all so true!!!!!!!
    Luanne
    wife, mother, nurse practitioner

    "You have not converted a man because you have silenced him." (John, Viscount Morely, On Compromise, 1874)

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    • #3
      Excellant, must print it off and bring it into work!!

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