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A guy walks into the local welfare office for his monthly check. He marches straight up to the counter and says, "Hi. You know, I just HATE coming in here drawing welfare month after month. I'd really much rather have a job."
The worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent . We've just obtained a job opening from a very wealthy old man who needs a combination chauffeur-bodyguard to drive his nymphomaniac daughter. You'll be required to drive his Mercedes, he'll supply all of the necessary clothes. Because of the long hours, all your meals will be provided. In addition, You will be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. A two-bedroom apartment above the garage comes with the position. The starting salary is 200,000 a year."
The guy says, "You're bullshitting me!"
The social worker says, "Yeah, well, you started it."
The worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent . We've just obtained a job opening from a very wealthy old man who needs a combination chauffeur-bodyguard to drive his nymphomaniac daughter. You'll be required to drive his Mercedes, he'll supply all of the necessary clothes. Because of the long hours, all your meals will be provided. In addition, You will be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. A two-bedroom apartment above the garage comes with the position. The starting salary is 200,000 a year."
The guy says, "You're bullshitting me!"
The social worker says, "Yeah, well, you started it."
Matt - I love it. I might have to steal this one.
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