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  • Gender specific

    You may not know that many non living things have a gender. For example:

    1) Ziploc Bags -- They are Male, because they hold everything in, but
    you can see right through them.

    2) Copiers -- They are Female, because once turned off, it takes a while
    to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the
    right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are
    pushed.

    3) Tire -- Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated.

    4) Hot Air Balloon -- Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have
    to light a fire under it and, of course, there's the hot air component.

    5) Sponges -- Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.

    6) Web Page -- Female, because it's always getting hit on.

    7) Subway -- Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.

    8) Hourglass -- Female, because over time, the weight can shift to the
    bottom.

    9) Hammer -- Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000
    years, but it's handy to have around.

    10) Remote Control -- Female. Ha! You thought it'd be Male. But consider
    this -- it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he
    doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.

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    Brightened my eve, Thanks.

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