free trip to florida

[rainbabies]

If you don't laugh at the end of reading this then there's
something wrong with you...Just imagine sitting in traffic on your way to work and hearing this. Many Chicago folks DID hear this on the WBAM FM
morning show in Chicago. The DJs play a game where they award winners great prizes.
The game is called "Mate Match." The DJs call someone at work and ask if they are married or seriously involved with someone. If the
contestant answers "yes," he or she is then asked 3 random yet highly
personal questions.The person is also asked to divulge the name of their partner (with phonenumber) for verification. If their partner answers those same hree questionscorrectly, they both win the prize. One particular game, however, several months ago made the Windy City drop to its knees with laughter and is possiblly the funniest thing I've heard yet. Anyway, here's how it all went down:

DJ: Hey! This is Edgar on WBAM. Have you ever heard of Mate Match?

Contestant: (laughing) Yes, I have.

DJ: Great! Then you know we're giving away a trip to Orlando,
Florida if you win. What is your name? First only please.

Contestant: Brian.
DJ: Brian, are you married or what?

Brian: Yes.

DJ: Yes? Does that mean you're married or you're what?

Brian: (laughing nervously) Yes, I am married.

DJ: Thank you. Now, what is your wife's name? First only please.

Brian: Sarah.

DJ: Is Sarah at work, Brian?

Brian: She is gonna kill me.

DJ: Stay with me here, Brian! Is she at work?

Brianlaughing) Yes, she's at work.

DJ: Okay, first question - when was the last time you had sex?

Brian: She is gonna kill me.

DJ: Brian! Stay with me here!

Brian: About 8 o'clock this morning.

DJ: Atta boy, Brian.

Brian: (laughing sheepishly) Well...

DJ: Question #2 - How long did it last?

Brian: About 10 minutes.

DJ: Wow! You really want that trip, huh? No one would ever have
said that if a trip wasn't at stake.

Brian: Yeah, that trip sure would be nice.

DJ: Okay. Final question. Where did you have sex at 8 o'clock this
morning?

Brian: (laughing hard) I, ummm, I, well...

DJ: This sounds good, Brian. Where was it at?

Brian: Not that it was all that great, but her mom is staying with
us for a couple of weeks...

DJ: Uh huh...

Brian: ....and the Mother-In-Law was in the shower at the time.

DJ: Atta boy, Brian.

Brian: On the kitchen table.

DJ: Not that great?? That is more adventure than the previous
hundred times I've done it. Okay folks, I will put Brian on hold,
get this wife's work number and call her up. You listen to this.

(3 minutes of commercials follow)

DJ: Okay audience, let's call Sarah, shall we?

(touch tones... ringing...)

Clerk: Kinkos.

DJ: Hey, is Sarah around there somewhere?

Clerk: This is she.

DJ: Sarah, this is Edgar with WBAM. We are live on the air right
now and I've been talking with Brian for a couple of hours now.

Sarah: (laughing) A couple of hours?

DJ: Well, a while now. He is on the line with us. Brian knows not
to give any answers away! or you'll lose. Sooooooo... do you
know the rules of MateMatch?

Sarah: No.

DJ: Good!

Brian: (laughing)

Sarahlaughing) Brian, what the hell are you up to?

Brian: (laughing) Just answer his questions honestly, okay? Be completely honest.

DJ: Yeah yeah yeah. Sure.. Now, I will ask you 3 questions, Sarah.
If your answers match Brian's answers, then the both of you will
be off toOrlando, Florida for 5 ! days on us. Disney World. Sea World.
Tickets to the Magic's game. The whole deal. Get it Sarah?

Sarah: (laughing) Yes.

DJ: Alright. When did you last have sex, Sarah?

Sarah: Oh God, Brian....uh, this morning before Brian went to work.

DJ: What time?

Sarah: Around 8 this morning.

DJ: Very good. Next question. How long did it last?

Sarah: 12, 15 minutes maybe.

DJ: Hmmmm. That's close enough. I am sure she is trying to protect
his manhood. We've got one last question, Sarah. You are one
question away from a trip to Florida. Are you ready?

Sarah: (laughing) Yes.

DJ: Where did you have it?

Sarah: OH MY GOD, BRIAN!! You didn't tell them that, did you?

Brian: Just tell him, honey.

DJ: What is bothering you so much, Sarah?

Sarah: Well, it's just that my mom is vacationing with us and...

DJ: Come on Sarah... where did you have it?

Sarah: In the..ass...

(long pause)

DJ: Folks, we need to take a station break

[Stella]

THAT IS SO FUNNY!!!!

(I just forwarded it to my boss.. :> )

OMG.

I did hear that on the radio, I think it was being replayed.

[SuzySunshine]

ETA: I bet they changed the wording of that last question after that!

So did they win the trip or what??

[MissCrabette]

I saw a similar clip from some 70s TV game show

I think I saw that one too.

[Momo]

Ladybug is right ...Bob Ubanks the host of the Newlywed game once asked the question :Where's the most unusual place you've made whoopie?, to the husbands, while the wives were off stage?? One woman actually said "in the ass"...

[rainbabies]

One woman actually said "in the ass"...

OMG!!!

I don't know if Antarctica would be far enough.

Hey, mom and dad, we're going to be on TV! :!

At least the radio was more anonymous.

[Vishenka69]

Yep, and she was televised nationally saying THAT. And, they're STILL showing it for laughs. I think I would have moved to...Antarctica.
:!

I saw that episode too. It was hysterical.