Women are like apples ...

>
>
> Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at
> the top of the
> tree.
> Most men don't want to reach for the good ones
> because they are afraid
> of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes
> take the apples
> from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. The
> apples at the top
> think something is wrong with them, when in reality,
> they're amazing.
> They just have to wait for the right man to come
> along, the one who is
> brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the
> tree.
>
> Now Men.... Men are like a fine wine. They begin as
> grapes, and it's up
> to women to stomp the shit out of them until they
> turn into something
> acceptable to have dinner with .
>
> Share this with all the good apples you know.

[Flynn]

I laughed out loud and scared my son!

FUNNY!

[Vishenka69]

I have to remember this to tell DH tomorrow when I pick him up post-call. :rotf:

heh heh ... this was a "related post" to Krystal's "crab apples". I clicked on it b/c I had no recollection of posting anything with that title. bump.

[cylverdust]

Lol cute

[L.Jane]

Thanks for the smile! too cute.

[peggyfromwastate]

LOL- I was thinking Oh this is so nice! I'll send it to DD! But... I may have to edit out the stomping the grapes bit. Not that I don't agree...

[Pollyanna]

LOL- I was thinking Oh this is so nice! I'll send it to DD! But... I may have to edit out the stomping the grapes bit. Not that I don't agree...

Heehee, I was thinking the same thing!

[SoonerTexan]

Haha, I sent it to a few of my family members and my grandfather responded:

"Be careful girls...................if you don't nurture the wine......................it can become VINEGAR!! "

And then my dad responded

"That is what mom does to me"

hehe