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>>>A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab and notices that the
>>>very handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her.
>>> She asks him
>>> why he is staring. He replies, "I have a question to ask you, but I
>>>don't want to offend you." She answers, "My son, you cannot offend
>>>me.
>>>When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have,
>>>you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure
>>>that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find
>>>offensive."
>>> "Well," the cabbie says, "I've always had a fantasy to have a nun
>>>kiss me." She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that.
>>>Number one, you have to be single and number two, you must be
>>>Catholic."
>>> The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and
>>>Catholic!"
>>> Okay," the nun says. "Pull into the next alley." The nun fulfills
>>>his fantasy with a passionate kiss. But when they get back on the
>>>road, the cab driver starts crying. "My dear child," said the nun,
>>>"why are you crying?"
>>> Forgive me for I have sinned. I lied and I must
>>> confess: I'm married
>>> and I'm Jewish."
>>> The nun says, "That's okay. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a
>>>Halloween party."
>>>
>>>very handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her.
>>> She asks him
>>> why he is staring. He replies, "I have a question to ask you, but I
>>>don't want to offend you." She answers, "My son, you cannot offend
>>>me.
>>>When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have,
>>>you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure
>>>that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find
>>>offensive."
>>> "Well," the cabbie says, "I've always had a fantasy to have a nun
>>>kiss me." She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that.
>>>Number one, you have to be single and number two, you must be
>>>Catholic."
>>> The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and
>>>Catholic!"
>>> Okay," the nun says. "Pull into the next alley." The nun fulfills
>>>his fantasy with a passionate kiss. But when they get back on the
>>>road, the cab driver starts crying. "My dear child," said the nun,
>>>"why are you crying?"
>>> Forgive me for I have sinned. I lied and I must
>>> confess: I'm married
>>> and I'm Jewish."
>>> The nun says, "That's okay. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a
>>>Halloween party."
>>>
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