http://thehill.com/capital-living/in...ed-endorsement
Yeah, Madonna...uhhm....first, everyone has already seen all of that...when you were young, not-creepy-musclely-looking, and actually sexy--so your offer just makes everyone wince and maybe taste a little bile; and second, I am pretty sure that the crotch-viewing, vulgarity-lapping vote is probably not the constituency that Obama is really aiming for.
If you want to be his friend, stop helping.
If you want to be our friends, understand that no one is really interested in your 50-year-old well-trodden snatch. You're no Farrah Fawcett or Sophia Lauren. Your sexy days have been replaced with physical manifestations of desperation.
Maybe I didn't really need to put this in Debates, after all...
Yeah, Madonna...uhhm....first, everyone has already seen all of that...when you were young, not-creepy-musclely-looking, and actually sexy--so your offer just makes everyone wince and maybe taste a little bile; and second, I am pretty sure that the crotch-viewing, vulgarity-lapping vote is probably not the constituency that Obama is really aiming for.
If you want to be his friend, stop helping.
If you want to be our friends, understand that no one is really interested in your 50-year-old well-trodden snatch. You're no Farrah Fawcett or Sophia Lauren. Your sexy days have been replaced with physical manifestations of desperation.
Maybe I didn't really need to put this in Debates, after all...
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