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[Vanquisher]

This is going to tip your scores towards Bree.....

Thank goodness for promos or I would have never figured that out!

Hint to Jennifer's secret santa:
http://www.bustedtees.com/product.php?n ... damendment

I am too tired. It took me way longer than I would like to admit why the guy was so furry.

[Rapunzel]

Bear arms. I love it!!!

I also like this one:

http://www.cafepress.com/teerifictees/809398

and, this one:

http://www.cafepress.com/digitalgarden/491584

and, I really like this one:

http://www.thoseshirts.com/select.html

But, I think they're all outside of the Secret Santa price range. So, maybe a little potholder or apron would be nice?

(Hey, I also like this one: http://www.thoseshirts.com/lousy.html We're surrounded by college kids around here who think Che is great ).

Jennifer

[Rapunzel]

OK, I was searching one of those tshirt sites (a raging Republican site it looks like) and I saw this on a t-shirt:

Fun Facts About the French:

* A Frenchman will fight viciously and without regard to his own life if you stand between him and a white flag.

* Rumor has it that the French don't like bathing. This rumor comes from them smelling.

* To get with modern times, they have adopted a stance of preemptive surrender.

* During the cola wars, France was occupied by Pepsi for six months.

* They like to sell weapons to enemies of America. But come on - what kind of pansies use French weapons?

* The three most popular Frenchmen in American history are Lafayette, Inspector Clouseau, and Pepe Le Pew.

* The Eiffel Tower was constructed so that they would have something very tall to wave a white flag from in case of attack.

* In ancient times, primitive Frenchmen surrendered to thunderstorms.

* They actually have a military, though what purpose it serves is unknown.

Jennifer