Pamela Anderson: Soccer Mom

From people.com:

• "Pamela Anderson, shy? The former Baywatch star and Playboy Playmate would not let a magazine photograph her bedroom, which has a stripper pole, for a story about her Malibu bungalow – preferring instead to talk about her life as a soccer mom. "

What do you say to your kids? "Hey kids ... stay off the fireman's pole!"

Oh dear.