britney spears files for divorce!

[rainbabies]

i think his lawyer told him to ask for custody because if he didnt, he would look like he doesnt care.

im sure he will bring up the driving with the kid on her lap on the highway, the kid in a front facing car seat when it should have been the other way and of course almost dropping the kid in NYC.

she probably smoked too, during her pregnancy.

but, im sure a judge is smart enough to know that he would suck as a parent due to his history, and she can atleat afford to get child care for them.

[Stella]

It's such a shame, he was always such a gentleman!

Kevin Federline Parties in Chicago
THURSDAY NOVEMBER 09, 2006 07:55AM EST

If Kevin Federline is a man mourning the demise of his marriage, he didn't show it onstage at Chicago's House of Blues Wednesday night.

Playing the role of a rap Casanova, Federline, who is seeking sole custody of his kids with Britney Spears, leaned into the crowd to touch the hands of women who were reaching toward him. Several songs into the set, he referenced his breakup with Spears. "Hey, I see a lot of fine ladies in here," said the rapper. "You know I'm a free man, right, ladies? You wanna dance with a pimp?"

Federline kept his spirits up throughout the performance before a standing-room-only audience (tickets were being given away free), though he addressed the "haters" from the stage, as a few audience members heckled him.

Still that didn't stop him from getting his newly single status across yet again: "All my ladies," he said from stage, "I love you to death!"

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After the show, Federline lived up to his party boy reputation, by stopping by the Chicago hot spot, Cabaret, where he arrived just after midnight. He was escorted to a VIP section where he chatted up his entourage and danced to the thunderous music – cigarette in hand – rapping aloud when his own songs were played.

People packed the small VIP section; those who weren't allowed inside crowded around it. Federline didn't budge from the corner he occupied until just before 1 a.m. when three fans, shouting and waving at him, got his attention. He declined their request to join them on the dance floor, but did sign the three CD jackets they handed to him.

"He signed my name wrong, but I don't care. Oh my God, I love him," said Colleen Harvey whose Federline autograph read: "To Kelly Thanx 4 tha support F--- the media KF"

Around 1:25 a.m., Federline took over the microphone: "Ladies if you're drunk, let me hear you scream!" he shouted. Later he added, "I represent the g–damned West Coast."

When the crowd thinned out, Federline ordered champagne for the DJ booth, drank Jack Daniels from the bottle and let friends try on his many gold chains. "It's a party for K Federline. Gonna rock and roll," he announced.

After leading the remaining crowed in an expletive-filled chant against the media, Federline reminded everyone that he's unattached: "He said he's a single man. He's looking for ladies," Harvey said.

[rainbabies]

OMG, he is sooo awesome.

[rainbabies]

Before K-Fed was knocking up Britney, he was knocking up Shar Jackson. Mr. Federline was so busy getting busy, he seemed to be having trouble making rent. A rent check from Kevin has made its way onto eBay -- with INSUFFICIENT FUNDS stamped on it! Classy!

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vi ... 0045937435

http://projectgay.blogspot.com/

WARNING: They're gay, they're snarky, and they swear ...

I find it hillarious - but I'm mean like that.

[SuzySunshine]

Supposedly he had to GIVE away tickets to that concert in Chicago last night.

That just shows you have too much heart for a surgical life. He needs to be thrilled he's got what he's got, b/c he sure wasn't getting much before Brit decided to go dumpster diving. In just "marrying up" he managed to make it to $30K/month ... at least he'll be able to support his other two children ... and hopefully father no more.

Yes, I guess I do. However, I find myself becoming less and less sympthatic and/or compassionate as this training process becomes more intense. By the time we are done with training I will have no heart.

You are right about KF....he's got it pretty good compared to what his life was like before BS. The truth is, I feel sorry for anyone who is put in the limelight as "not being good enough for ..." because I know what that feels like sometimes. I've occasionally felt "not good enough" in some way or another to be married to my DH.

[rainbabies]

http://video.msn.com/v/en-ap/v.htm?f=IL ... ndex.html&

[rainbabies]

TMZ has learned Kevin Federline was speaking to his lawyer about divorcing Britney Spears more than a month before she filed legal papers to end the marriage.

Sources say Federline was communicating with attorney Mark Vincent Kaplan, talking about divorcing Spears and angling to cash in on her fortune. Federline's right to money is extremely limited because of the prenup. TMZ knows the terms of the prenup, and they are not good news for K-Fed. We're told the only thing he'll get is less than 20% of the value of the couple's Malibu estate, valued at approximately $10 million, and spousal support for one year. We're told the support he'll get is less than $250,000.

As for reports that Britney e-mailed her hubby to inform him that she was about to file divorce papers, it simply is not true. Sources tell us that the couple has not been speaking for weeks, but e-mailing each other. She did not, however, talk about divorce in those e-mails. K-Fed learned of the divorce at the time TMZ broke the story that Spears had filed.

Sources say that at least for now, Spears will not comment on K-Fed's plan to fight her for custody of their two children. We know, however, that Spears sees K-Fed's move as nothing more than an attempt to score some money. He's banking on Spears forking over dough to avoid a fight; an unlikely outcome -- given the fact that she's represented by legal pit bull Laura Wasser. Also, if K-Fed got custody, he'd be entitled to a significant amount in child support.

[DCJenn]

Quite possibly the greatest tagline yet:

After two years of marriage, Federline, 28, went from K-Fed to Fed-Ex on Tuesday when Spears filed for divorce in Los Angeles

Jenn

[Vishenka69]

Quite possibly the greatest tagline yet:

After two years of marriage, Federline, 28, went from K-Fed to Fed-Ex on Tuesday when Spears filed for divorce in Los Angeles

Jenn

OK...no more sympathy on my end. What was I thinking? This guy is a complete moron and deserves all the bad press he gets. Rapper? gag me...


I feel sorry for all the children involved. A nasty mess like this will haunt them forever. What will these kids think of their parents when they get older? It's a good thing Britney's rich....those kids will need a lot of therapy.

http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/Music/1 ... index.html

[rainbabies]

see, he is normal now...shopping at walmart for underwear.

Kevin Federline is apparently already worried about life after Britney, at least money-wise. The soon-to-be cash-strapped rapper was seen buying some briefs at a Wal-Mart in Maryland, and according to one report was staying at a "cheap" motel near Washington, D.C., where he's making appearances on behalf of his album. According to pictures posted by gossipista PerezHilton.com, the FedEx was spotted by a lensman shopping at Wal-Mart.

Meanwhile, the aspiring rapper's last weekend in New York may have been preparation for the single life. Page Six reports that Federline hung out at hotspot Marquee all night, after being nixed from P. Diddy's birthday party, and sat at a corner table until 4 a.m., closing the place down and inviting some female acquaintances back for "a private after-party."

Hey y'all!

http://video.nbc.com/player.html?dlid=43751

I am cracking up. It's a skit on the divorce from SNL.

Hysterical!
"I don't like leavin my babies in the car for more than an hour!" Too funny

[DCJenn]

Once again, from the Washington Post's blog:

Britney and K-Fed's Texting Transcript
It has been reported that K-Fed was notified by text message that Britney was divorcing him. While we won't comment on the um... maturity of such an action, it does make us wonder what really transpired. Luckily, we obtained the transcript, thanks to a well-placed source who prefers to go unnamed. The text messages are to the tunes of two of Britney's biggest hits. If you need a refresher, watch "Oops!.. I Did It Again" and "... Baby One More Time."

Note: This transcript has been satirized for your protection.

Britney:
Oops! You did it again
You played with my heart,
Got lost in the fame,
Oh Feddy Feddy
Poof! You think we're involved
But our marriage is dissolved
You're not getting custody

K-Fed:
I must confess, that your thoughtlessness
Is killing my sales
Of America's most hated CD
But those kids are mine
You sneaky serpentine
Writ me baby one more time

Britney:
Duped! You think I won't win
I cut up your cards, the house in my name
Oh stupid Feddy
Poop! That's what you are worth
I'm the one who gave birth
But you might get to visit them

K-Fed:
Oh baby baby
How was I supposed to know
That something wasn't right here
Oh Britney baby
I should have spent more dough
And now the money's tight, yeah
Show me, how to get an attorney
Tell me Britney
Cause I need to know how much you've got

Britney:
Boo! I think you're afraid
Of losing your fund, for all of your fun
In Vegas baby
Eww! You think you can win
My big heart again
But I'm not that interested

K-Fed:
Oh Britney baby
Do you really want me to go?
Oh baby baby
The Manny was such a ho
But I mustn't stress, you're a tigress
That's richer than Dow
Don't you know I live on greed
But you leaving me
Is financial security
Quit me baby one more time

I'm working, seriously, I am really working....