Fashion: People's Choice Awards 2014

[MrsK]

http://www.buzzfeed.com/whitneyjeffe...-awards?bffb2=

Is it just me or do the women look awful this year? They look ungroomed, the dresses are ill fitting, lots of poor choices for undergarments, or the dresses are just weird. Alison Janney is the best dressed of the bunch.

[niener]

I was thinking People's Choice was one of the more informal awards shows, I'm surprised to see so many people dressed up -- maybe I'm getting it mixed up with something else. Janney does looks the most timeless of the bunch, though I did like quite a few of the other dresses. The thing I will never understand is short girls who wear hemlines from just below the knee to just above the ankle (ex., see Jessica Alba and her non-existent legs).

[Pollyanna]

I thought many of the people looked lovely. We had an Oscars a few years back where the hairstyle seemed to be "roll out of bed and add hairspray", which was far worse than this. Of course Shemar was lovely as usual

[Vanquisher]

Shemar Moore. Drool.

I'm not that picky on other women's clothes. I wish I looked half as decent as any of them.

I just don't pay attention to what people wear. I could not give a fuck less.

[moonlight]

It must be hard to stand and smile because most of them seem really awkward.

[MsSassyBaskets]

There's a lot of space-age hooker chic going on these days, huh?

[HouseofWool]

Shemar Moore. Drool.

I'm not that picky on other women's clothes. I wish I looked half as decent as any of them.

I just don't pay attention to what people wear. I could not give a fuck less.

Exactly. Shermar is hawt. Like, he is totally my freebie and when I win the lottery, that is on the bucket list.

[BonBon]

I would definitely wear Naya Rivera's dress (without the tail), though not to this event. Jennifer Hudson's dress is not doing her body justice. The seams create awkward ridges in the fabric. I'm enjoying the fact that Jessica Alba also has a stretch mark on her boob. (not in a catty way, in a YAY! she's normal too way.) Queen Latifah is so beautiful, but whyyyy wear that weird sackish top? I totally dig Allison Williams' dress, and Allison Janney is smoking. I can only hope I age that well.

Why on earth do "formal shorts" exist?

Shemar Moore is beautiful.

[diggitydot]

That pic of QL is awful, but I saw her walking in that dress and she looked great in motion. It's REALLY difficult for us gigantic-boob-having women to find dresses that don't immediately bellow "MOTHER-OF-THE-BRIDE!" like some weird Shrek-tastic momzilla. I thought she looked great when she wasn't doing the stand-and-repeat thing.

Does Naya Rivera EVER look bad in anything? And Shemar would look best in *nothing*, thankyouverymuch.

Please tell me I'm not the only one who cringed all the way through Sara Bareilles performance. Holy shit, that girl was pitchy.

Bernadette (don't know her real name) was swallowed whole by her dress. She's a teeny-tiny woman and should know how to dress herself better than that.

Word on the Somerhalder nut slap. You know how some people just look like they smell like BO? Yeah, Somerhalder always looks like a smarmy dickbag.

[houseelf]

I always feel guilty about gossiping about what celebs are wearing/looking like, but it is kind of a fun guilty pleasure AND this isn't one of those candids of them running around at the park with the kids. They were specifically dressed to be on...So with that complete justification of indulging, here goes.

Malin, honey, please put those things away. Really, sweetie, you can be so much more than your boobs!

Britney, darling, no one understands how hard it is to get the right shade of blonde more than me. Let's just say tone it down a bit. You need to ask for a bit more beige. It is good to see you looking coherent and professional, however.

Allison Janey (from Dayton, Ohio!) looks awesome.

I sort of love Queen Latifah and Heidi Klum's out-there-ness renders their clothing choices unimportant. (Yes, I made up that word). Their personality is far more great than whatever they wear. I sort of love them.

The guys were..meh. Neither high nor low. Kind of standard. Where the hell was Russel Brand or some other fame whore with a crazy outfit?

A few of them need to watch their plastic surgery, their bordering on that weird Hollywood look.

[HouseofWool]

And Shemar would look best in *nothing*, thankyouverymuch

A-fucking-men.

Am I the only one who just assumes that he is at least something like the character he plays? He doesn't show up in the tabloids at all. Even Wikipedia doesn't have jack squat on his personal life.

[Sheherezade]

The only ones that register as a bad choice to me are the shorts and the bat wing/goth thing. Otherwise, I don't think they look so bad. It is a casual show; I think there have been some men in jeans in the past.


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[BonBon]

That batwing dress was weird. I thought it odd that some are fairly dressed down while others were wearing gowns.

We should do a red carpet thread the night of the Oscars.

[houseelf]

We should do a red carpet thread the night of the Oscars.

Yes! Sounds like fun.
To be fair, if someone would critique me, there would be an entire novel. I wrote the above comments in my running shorts and pony tail.

In fact, if I were to ever attend this gala, I'd only be able to muster the courage if I threw the entire tradition of haute couture under the bus. I'd make Gaga and Bjork looked like amateurs. If you can't beat them, make fun of them!

[Sheherezade]

Just for fun, let's pretend we are attending one of these award shows. It's a given that we can carry off any one of the dresses in the gallery that Mrs. K posted. Who are you? I'm either Allison Williams or Beth Behrs. I can't see myself picking any of the other dresses. I like them, but they aren't "me".

Angie


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