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I've been trying to work out more so I can be a good role model for my girls, yada, yada, yada. I missed most of last week because we were all sick. So this morning I packed up the girls and headed to the YMCA. I dropped off the girls in the childcare center and went down to the locker room to change. I sat down in one of the arm chairs to don my gym shoes.........
...and woke up 10 minutes later, being vigorously shaken by two old biddies from the Seniors' Aquacise class. I was absolutely mortified! My mouth was completely hanging open and I was actually drooling! Of course, it was somewhat surreal as both women were completely naked except for their walkers (does that even count as clothing?)
So did I work out then? NOPE. I bought an Almond Joy bar from the vending machine and read People magazine for 20 minutes in the same armchair. Then I picked up my kids and went home.
Can anyone top that shameful tale?
...and woke up 10 minutes later, being vigorously shaken by two old biddies from the Seniors' Aquacise class. I was absolutely mortified! My mouth was completely hanging open and I was actually drooling! Of course, it was somewhat surreal as both women were completely naked except for their walkers (does that even count as clothing?)
So did I work out then? NOPE. I bought an Almond Joy bar from the vending machine and read People magazine for 20 minutes in the same armchair. Then I picked up my kids and went home.
Can anyone top that shameful tale?
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Cat mommy since 2002 
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