Today at work we confiscated a toy gun. A toy gun that looks just like a 9mm weapon, down to the appropriately colored plastic.
and when we were looking at it- if you pull the trigger it SHOCKS you- my finger is wonky still- 5 hours after the fact. and oh, the second best part- if you cock back the hammer flame shoots out- it's a lighter.
and here's the best part- we confiscated it from three boys in the waiting room who were waiting for their mom to dose. and she was pissed and wanted it back. The youngest was probably five.
My solution is that we're going to bring her in and I downloaded story after story of kids being shot by cops and other people because of their toys. (This was no toy though.) She can have the gun back after she reads and initials every single one of those stories.
and I called the Consumer Product Safety Commission and made a complaint.
Ok- you don't come to my clinic because you're normal, I get that. However, we have off-duty (armed) cops for security guards. I'm betting that they would not have acted favorably to that being brandished about in the lobby. I'm everso annoyed. and seriously- my finger still feels weird.
Jenn
PS- and mom bought it at a Dollar Store or Dollar General or some such place.
and when we were looking at it- if you pull the trigger it SHOCKS you- my finger is wonky still- 5 hours after the fact. and oh, the second best part- if you cock back the hammer flame shoots out- it's a lighter.
and here's the best part- we confiscated it from three boys in the waiting room who were waiting for their mom to dose. and she was pissed and wanted it back. The youngest was probably five.
My solution is that we're going to bring her in and I downloaded story after story of kids being shot by cops and other people because of their toys. (This was no toy though.) She can have the gun back after she reads and initials every single one of those stories.
and I called the Consumer Product Safety Commission and made a complaint.
Ok- you don't come to my clinic because you're normal, I get that. However, we have off-duty (armed) cops for security guards. I'm betting that they would not have acted favorably to that being brandished about in the lobby. I'm everso annoyed. and seriously- my finger still feels weird.
Jenn
PS- and mom bought it at a Dollar Store or Dollar General or some such place.
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