You know you're tired when you ...

[PrincessFiona]

Google a phone number with your iPhone, hit search, put the phone to your ear and are confused that it isn't ringing on the other end. LOL

[diggitydot]

I don't think I can count the number of times I've accidentally given out DH's number instead of my own. They're only one digit off from each other and I never call myself so his number is apparently more readily available in my mind.

[SuzySunshine]

I don't think I can count the number of times I've accidentally given out DH's number instead of my own. They're only one digit off from each other and I never call myself so his number is apparently more readily available in my mind.

I do the exact same thing and he does too

[MrsK]

. . . your DH comes home from call to find you reading the mail in the kitchen. After talking with him for 20 minutes you realize that the bathroom sink is still running because you turned it on an hour ago when you intended to wash your face.

. . . while you are brushing your teeth, your 10 mo old unravels an entire roll of toilet paper, empties your dresser drawers, and overturns the dog bowl. (BTW, did I tell you that he figured out that he can circumvent the child safety locks if he just takes the knobs off our cabinets?)

I've got more but I'm too tired to think of them.

[Ladybug]

when you tell someone that you need to run to the grocery store to pick up the clothes...

when you stand in front of your house door ferociously pushing your car unlock button wondering why the damn thing isn't working...

[GreyhoundsRUs]

When you ask your student if he needs to go to the vet for the sliver in his hand...

[Pollyanna]

when you stand in front of your house door ferociously pushing your car unlock button wondering why the damn thing isn't working...

this one is from years ago (I was 18). I was working at a dry cleaners about 3/4 of a mile from home, and my mom needed to drive my CAR to her office that day (can't remember why) so I walked to work at 6AM. At 7 she calls me in a panic b/c she couldn't get it started. I said "Bring it up here and I'll start it."

[L.Jane]

oh.. I can't tell you half the things I have done when I am tired, but you sure know I am past exhausted when I start laughing at something that wasn't that funny and end up in tears from being unable to stop laughing. This happens every time. My sisters have a picture of me on the some random steps in Venice after I couldn't stop laughing because some random boys said hi to us on our way back to our hotel.

[Auspicious]

I repeatedly can't remember which kid I'm nursing in the middle of the night. "Is this the big one or the little one? This one is so huge . . . don't I have a little baby? Wait, the big one has long hair though, and this one has no hair. I think the little one grew up some . . . right? This must be the little one?"

Never mind remembering that they have names or anything. Or that "the big one" has been weaned for two years! I always think the little one should still be a newborn instead of ten months old.

[Phoebe]

when you leave your purse in the refrigerator.

[MrsK]

When you tearfully explain to your DH that you cannot enforce the no-jumping-on-the-couch clause in the Declaration if the dog cannot be persuaded to sign a joinder.

[PrincessFiona]

LOL I love this thread!

Kris

[DCJenn]

Back when I was traveling every week I was looking out the window as my plane took off and I thought,"hmmm. I wonder where I'm going? Am I going home? Where am I now? I hope the people at the gate made sure I was on the right plane."

Jenn

[MrsK]

OMG, when I was traveling every week, I once got on the wrong plane. I thought I was on my way to Cleveland and was wondering why all the other passengers (who were going to the Carribean) were wearing tropical-print shirts.