I know I'm a mom because ...

[v-girl]

You have to scrape an unknown substance (most likely snot) off your iphone's screen before you can use it.

[Thirteen]

I have to stop whatever I'm doing and cross my legs before I sneeze, just in case.

[GreyhoundsRUs]

I have to stop whatever I'm doing and cross my legs before I sneeze, just in case.

Then I'm already a mom

[HouseofWool]

I have to stop whatever I'm doing and cross my legs before I sneeze, just in case.

This is my least favorite hold-over from pregnancy. I hate it and I hate the f'in kegels that don't do diddly squat.

[Tenacious_D]

You have to scrape an unknown substance (most likely snot) off your iphone's screen before you can use it.

Yes!!! I actually laughed out loud

[alison]

So there are advantages to having a c-section as far as leakage is concerned!

[peggyfromwastate]

You spend 3 hours burning mixed CDs of raffi, Disney songs, fineas and ferb soundtrack, and various Hannah Montana tunes.

[PrincessFiona]

I dreamed about being on my hands and knees in the bathroom this week ... I was cleaning up urine all over the toilet, floor, and wall. In my sleep. Ick.

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[Thirteen]

That questionable smell? Yep, that's me. A fine mixture of soured milk and sweat (my God, the sweating!)
Yes, I did shower today. No, I can't believe it either.

[MrsK]

Oh yes, I remember DrK telling me that I smelled like sour milk.

[HouseofWool]

Oh Kris - that is a really bad dream... Reallyreallyreally bad. Ugh. Bad enough that it has to be done in real life.