There are two types of people...

[TulipsAndSunscreen]

I often start sentences this way and my DH thinks I'm insane but I think people often do fall into certain funny categories.

Some of my previous ones:

There are two types of people in this world....

...people who like karaoke and people who don't. (I hate karaoke for the record)
...people who appreciate a good jam and people who don't. (Jam like jelly...I'm obsessed with finding a good jam)

[HouseofWool]

I like jelly but not jam...

[GreyhoundsRUs]

I like jelly but not jam...

Same here!

I'll have to think of some of mine!

[Pollyanna]

I'm a jam girl and find it annoying that the majority of "jams" are now seedless which really makes them jelly.

I also hate karaoke

[Sheherezade]

People who like a good debate and those that find think it's rude/uncomfortable.

[Sheherezade]

And I'm sensing that Karoake night at our first iMSN convention would be a flop. Except for me, warbling to "Don't Stop Believing".

[moonlight]

People who absolutely love Texas and those that don't 'get it.'

[scrub-jay]

People who absolutely love Texas and those that don't 'get it.'

Same with California!

[poky]

And I'm sensing that Karoake night at our first iMSN convention would be a flop. Except for me, warbling to "Don't Stop Believing".

Rock Band! You don't HAVE to sing, but if someone wants to, they can, and anyone can play drums on easy.

[GreyhoundsRUs]

[SuzySunshine]

I happen to like karoke and I don't really have a preference of jam versus jelly - it drives DH nuts!

[Liisi]

I love jam. When I was a kid, my best friend's mom made the best PB&J sandwiches in the world - A) sugar-y, smooth peanut butter my crunchy hippie mother would NEVER buy (haha, now I eat all natural/organic/local from the Co op); B) thick and chunky (and sugar-y) strawberry jam; C) very soft whole wheat bread. The sandwich was made with one slice of bread, folded in half - the bread was soft enough to not tear from being folded, and for some reason I just loved that.

Anyway... this one's my favorite:
There are two people in the world... mothers and their children.

[TulipsAndSunscreen]

People who like a good debate and those that find think it's rude/uncomfortable.

Great one!

[SoonerTexan]

Those who love cats and those who cant stand them (put me in the latter)

[scrub-jay]

Early birds vs. night owls