Funny things they say

[alotofyarn]

Hubby makes me laugh sometimes. I always ask what he wants for dinner each week before I go to the store. A couple of times recently he's asked me to make risotto (I've made it several times before, but not in the last year). Sure, I'll stand at the stove and stir risotto for an hour while watching our currently clingy, fussy 7 month old baby, then save you some because you won't be home at a reasonable hour to actually eat it with us.

Does your SO ever say anything that just makes you laugh?

[corn poffi]

"Wanna see a gallstone pop out of an intestine?"

[SoonerTexan]

"So cutting off someone's leg last year and being drenched in blood doesn't bother you, but the thought of putting diaper cream on your kid's butt is disgusting?"

"Yes"

True story folks.

[HouseofWool]

DH is on general floors right now and they admitted their 15th necrotic diabetes foot yesterday. He nicknamed his resident Sweet Feet Ramachandran. Ah hahahahahahahaha!!!!!

Awesome!

[scrub-jay]

Funny things they say

I was trying different colors of nail polish on my toes for the graduation dinner. My 4 yr old asked me to put on blue because it matched my dress and since it was a trial, sure, why not?
DH enters, glances at my feet: "Don't wear the blue, you look cyanotic."

[Curegirl]

Continuing with the foot theme...
Hey, what are you doing?
I'm watching TV.
Oh crap, I have to go cut off someone's foot. Text you later?
Ok, have fun.

[alotofyarn]

I think hubby has confused our kitchen with a sterile OR. He was helping me unload the dishwasher, and he accidentally dropped the silverware tray on the floor. I looked back over and he has picked them up and put them back in the dishwasher because they were dirty. Umm, our floor is mostly clean, and even if it was dirty, it wouldn't make the silverware dirty just because they were briefly dropped. I took them out and put them in the drawer.

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[WolfpackWife]

Hahah S makes me laugh constantly. He always asks me "want to see someone with ____?" And gets to googling. Lucky me!

Recently, he's pointed to our dogs back and told me "that's where his filets would be" (we were eating filets that night" and also got seriously indignant thinking that I made up the following terms: aubergine, taupe, and duvet. He still maintains those are words/items/colors I have made up myself.


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[Mrs. MD, Esq.]

. . .got seriously indignant thinking that I made up the following terms: aubergine, taupe, and duvet. He still maintains those are words/items/colors I have made up myself.

[corn poffi]

R didn't believe taupe was a real word either!!! Once I finally convinced him that it was, he insisted that it was spelled "tope"

[SoonerTexan]

DH actually loves the word aubergine and wont say eggplant

[MAPPLEBUM]

I put my hair in an almost pony tail for the first time since I chopped it off 2.5 years ago. Hubby comes home and calls me Benjamin Franklin for the rest of the night.

[SoonerTexan]

"X co intern keeps texting me. You know, about our secret affair"

Me: "oh really"

"No. She actually asked me if I checked this patients groin"

[DrBandMe]

"Okay, so then I'm standing there, elbow deep in this dude's scrotum, and I think to myself: damn, it's been forever since she made me lasagna. So, can we have lasagna tonight?"

Best phone call ever from fourth year of med school.

[Thirteen]

"I feel like genital herpes is on the rise..."



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