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  • #16
    This morning I asked DH (jokingly) if he wanted cookies for breakfast. He started singing "C is for cookie, and cardiac disease..."


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    Wife of a PGY-1 podiatric surgery resident, mom to two cat babies with a human one on the way!

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    • #17
      Originally posted by LilySayWhat
      Not DH, but on the phone with my mom right now and kvetching about my marriage - "Well, sometimes a marriage needs some fertilizer. And sometimes it's in the form of shit. You can quote me on that. God knows I've eaten enough of it. But hey! 47 years strong!" Way to put it in perspective, Ma.
      Love your mom! That's a great quote!
      ~shacked up with an ob/gyn~

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      • #18
        I just heard him singing at the computer "I really hate internal medicine soooo mucchhhh"
        Married to a newly minted Pediatric Rad, momma to a sweet girl and a bunch of (mostly) cute boy monsters.



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        • #19
          Originally posted by SoonerTexan View Post
          I just heard him singing at the computer "I really hate internal medicine soooo mucchhhh"
          Discharge summary?
          Wife to PGY4 & Mother of 3.

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          • #20
            Drug seeking patient. The rest of what he said before that was really funny too, but not for a public forum
            Married to a newly minted Pediatric Rad, momma to a sweet girl and a bunch of (mostly) cute boy monsters.



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            • #21
              "Let me show you pictures of this nasty rash I saw today."


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              Wife to Family Medicine attending, Mom to DS1 and DS2
              Professional Relocation Specialist &
              "The Official IMSN Enabler"

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              • #22
                Lol, 13. I get pictures of open wounds with exposed hardware and broken hardware from Vanquisher's husband.
                Kris

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                • #23
                  HEY I watched an entire cataract surgery on youtube with husband. Am I a good wife or what!

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                  • #24
                    My DH deals with cervical cancer. You don't want to see the pictures on our computer. Believe me, you don't.


                    Angie
                    Angie
                    Gyn-Onc fellowship survivor - 10 years out of the training years; reluctant suburbanite
                    Mom to DS (18) and DD (15) (and many many pets)

                    "Where are we going - and what am I doing in this handbasket?"

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                    • #25
                      "It says here you report consuming 12 beers a day. Knowing that, have you consumed any alcohol today?"

                      "What does that have to do with anything?"

                      "I cannot give you any pain medications or muscle relaxers, because they could interact, and you would stop breathing and potentially die. Would you like a refund for your visit?"

                      "Yes. How stupid! I'm leaving."


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                      Wife to Family Medicine attending, Mom to DS1 and DS2
                      Professional Relocation Specialist &
                      "The Official IMSN Enabler"

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                      • #26
                        Me: Did you check the mailbox?

                        DH: No, and you know why? The neighbors across the street were out and I didn't want to go through the same small talk today. They ask what I do, I say I'm a doctor. They ask what kind, I say anesthesiologist (he sighs and looks very disappointed) and they say "oh you put people to sleep."
                        They make it sound like anyone can do it.

                        Me: It could be worse, they could ask you to take a look at something for them.

                        DH: True, I haven't had anyone try to show me their butt sore.

                        Me: You should tell them you're an ICU doc. The usual response is eewww!

                        DH: Ok, I'll do that.
                        Last edited by MrsC; 07-15-2014, 09:47 PM.
                        Student and Mom to an Oct 2013 boy
                        Wife to Anesthesia Critical Care attending

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