Not what superpower do you want, what superpower(s) (extra special talents) do you have?
I can attract any mosquito in a 100 mile radius. I walk outside, and I get bit. I am the Mecca for mosquitos. They tell all their friends about me.
I metabolize lidocaine 1000x faster than a regular person. I have had dental work where they had to keep shooting me up every five minutes. Chad took three moles off my neck last night using xylocaine and marcaine, and he was horrified how fast I was feeling the scalpel and suture needle. He had to stop to reinject me at least 3 times. It's not that it hasn't taken effect yet, it takes effect, and I feel nothing for a few minutes, tops, and then it's like I never had an injection.
I always pick the wrong line. Every time. I think this is a fairly common super power though.
I am severely allergic to every adhesive invented, and many suture materials. Closing wounds on me and/or giving me an IV or any medical procedure is a bitch.
I am the puking master. I've had so much experience with puking, I can know several minutes in advance that I'm going to puke. I hit the toilet every time. Without fail. I can actually will myself not to puke for quite a long time.
I have shitty superpowers. What are yours?
I can attract any mosquito in a 100 mile radius. I walk outside, and I get bit. I am the Mecca for mosquitos. They tell all their friends about me.
I metabolize lidocaine 1000x faster than a regular person. I have had dental work where they had to keep shooting me up every five minutes. Chad took three moles off my neck last night using xylocaine and marcaine, and he was horrified how fast I was feeling the scalpel and suture needle. He had to stop to reinject me at least 3 times. It's not that it hasn't taken effect yet, it takes effect, and I feel nothing for a few minutes, tops, and then it's like I never had an injection.
I always pick the wrong line. Every time. I think this is a fairly common super power though.
I am severely allergic to every adhesive invented, and many suture materials. Closing wounds on me and/or giving me an IV or any medical procedure is a bitch.
I am the puking master. I've had so much experience with puking, I can know several minutes in advance that I'm going to puke. I hit the toilet every time. Without fail. I can actually will myself not to puke for quite a long time.
I have shitty superpowers. What are yours?
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