Your best dirty santa gifts

[SoonerTexan]

Office dirty santa again this year. Last year I contributed body wax. This year I want to step up my game, without stepping it all the way up to HR (besides, not everyone admits to what they bring)

As much as I want to give the poster of Burt Reynolds Naked on a Bear Skin Rug (http://www.amazon.com/Burt-Reynolds-...=1416376373696) I think that might be crossing a line.

Right now I'm trying to decide between:

• Fish and Chips (Can of pringles and a live fish from the pet store)
• Fifty Shades of Chicken http://www.amazon.com/Fifty-Shades-C...des+of+chicken
• Or this: http://www.amazon.com/Dinosaurs-With...5EAXWTDRSWEBJE

[SoonerTexan]

Or the Yodeling Pickle?

http://www.amazon.com/Accoutrements-...6376700091#Ask

[MrsK]

Don't do the fish. Nothing that is actually alive. I like the Burt poster idea.

[Ladybug]

I like the dinosaurs with jobs coloring book

[medpedspouse]

A friend gave me the fifty shades of chicken...it actually has good recipes.

Last year, I sent DH with a Justin bieber toothbrush that sparkled and looked like a microphone.

I like the pickle...the reviews are the best.

[MsSassyBaskets]

But is it supposed to actually be "dirty" (even in a mild officey way)? The coloring book, pickle, and fish aren't dirty at all! I love the Burt Reynolds idea but after Googling it I can see how that might go too far. Fifty Shades of Chicken seems like a safe bet.

Also, http://www.allposters.com/-sp/Seinfe...i8731620_.htm?

Or what about a romance novel with a really cheesy cover?

[Vanquisher]

XR Brands Satin Sleep Mask and Blindfold https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00BC3KLHQ..._i-kBub0RS5G5B

Police Edition Stainless Steel Professional Grade Handcuffs - Black https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00E8SM5XU..._L.kBub0KB8NYZ

Big Mouth Toys Toilet Mug https://www.amazon.com/dp/B002SQG4TU..._PalBub0TYVCFC

Big Mouth Toys Ultimate Wine Bottle Glass https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00BCQ4D9A..._jblBub0KKNJ76

The Official BS Button https://www.amazon.com/dp/B000L70MQO..._JblBub13XMH6P

Big Mouth Toys The Prescription Coffee Mug https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0085MQPSG..._cclBub1DCFC08

Fanny Bank Funny Farting Coin Drop Bank https://www.amazon.com/dp/B001E21V9M..._AclBub1VW2M3N

Knock Knock Nifty Notes Apology Pad, 50 Sheets https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00471WKJC..._hdlBub0ZRJ7TS

Big Mouth Toys Grenade Mug - Take a Number https://www.amazon.com/dp/B004MZNMY0..._belBub1JT0WX1

Thinkgeek Canned Unicorn Meat https://www.amazon.com/dp/B004CRYE2C..._cflBub1CBG7RE


Heidi

[SoonerTexan]

Ha, canned unicorn meat was on my list too

[WolfpackWife]

Oh, I'm 100% getting 4 of those nifty note pads for my family's White Elephant/Dirty Santa/whatever exchange this year.

[niener]

I made this last year for ours:
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People fought over it.


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[SoonerTexan]

Love it Niener!