Middle of the Night Phone Calls

[HouseofWool]

Wait, there are pediatric gynecologists?

[diggitydot]

Little girls can have gyn issues.

My dude has delivered the babies of middle schoolers. Shit gets bananas.

[HouseofWool]

I guess I never thought about it.

Lalalala don't wanna think about either kid having sex.

[Thirteen]

"I'm out of pain medication."
"What is your name and date of birth? Uh huh, yeah... I'm not really finding you in our system."
*click*


"Hello? Yes, I ran out of my medicine."
"Okay, I'm seeing you are currently on multiple medications."
"Well, it's the green one, I think. I need more."


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[TulipsAndSunscreen]

"I picked up my scans today and they won't load on my computer"
"It requires a special program so you won't be able to read them. Are you a physician or a radiology tech?"
"No, I just want to look at my scans. Tell me what program to download."
"It's not a free program and this isn't an emergency"
"It IS an emergency, I have a right to see my scans!! Tell me what program to use"

OMG. That's the only time I've ever heard DH snap at a patient. 11 PM on a Tuesday and you want to call the emergency line about your IT issue....