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This is an opportunity to improve your home organization and maintenance skills.....You are all invited to come to my house next week to practice using a vacuum cleaner, dust rag, deep carpet shampoo machine and a paint brush. Yes, it's true...this incredible once in a life-time opportunity allows you do do all of those things AND touch up paint. But there's more. You are also eligible to win the chance to re-fold towels and sheets in the linen closet and then put them away neatly. But in case you think that is all, there are also baseboards to clean, floors to mop and windows and all that is associated with them to clean.
What would this opportunity cost you? On an ordinary day, this incredible package deal would be yours for $99 but just for you I am offering it up for free! That's right.....I will let you come here to my home and do all of those things without charging you a penny! Just think of how happy your spouse's will be that they sent you when they realize all of the skills you have practiced!
I will have the job of supervising, of course...and like a good manager, I will try and get my butt up off of the sofa from time to time to bring you a drink or a snack!
So who wants to sign up first! :>
kris
This is an opportunity to improve your home organization and maintenance skills.....You are all invited to come to my house next week to practice using a vacuum cleaner, dust rag, deep carpet shampoo machine and a paint brush. Yes, it's true...this incredible once in a life-time opportunity allows you do do all of those things AND touch up paint. But there's more. You are also eligible to win the chance to re-fold towels and sheets in the linen closet and then put them away neatly. But in case you think that is all, there are also baseboards to clean, floors to mop and windows and all that is associated with them to clean.
What would this opportunity cost you? On an ordinary day, this incredible package deal would be yours for $99 but just for you I am offering it up for free! That's right.....I will let you come here to my home and do all of those things without charging you a penny! Just think of how happy your spouse's will be that they sent you when they realize all of the skills you have practiced!
I will have the job of supervising, of course...and like a good manager, I will try and get my butt up off of the sofa from time to time to bring you a drink or a snack!
So who wants to sign up first! :>
kris
). Heck, I would even come just for the social distraction of it all and the possibility of relating to people over the age of 2!!
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