I found this online and I thought I'd share the misery...
The following have always been true for kids starting college this year:
Excerpts from the Beloit College "Mindset List" for the Class of 2007, most of whom were born in 1985.
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• Liberace, Jackie Gleason, and Lee Marvin have always been dead.
• They don't remember when "cut and paste" involved scissors.
• Heart-lung transplants have always been possible.
• Wayne Gretzky never played for Edmonton.
•
Iran and
Iraq have never been at war with each other.
• They're more familiar with Greg Gumbel than with Bryant Gumbel.
• Voice mail has always been available.
• "Whatever" is not part of a question
• They have always had the right to burn the flag.
•
Bill Gates has always been worth at least a billion dollars.
• The Starship Enterprise has always looked dated.
• American Motors never existed.
• Les Miserables has always been on stage.
• Halogen lights have always been available at home.
• Snowboarding has always been a popular winter pastime.
• They do not remember "a kinder and gentler nation."
• They never saw the shuttle Challenger fly.
• Airports have always had upscale shops and restaurants.
• Black Americans have always been known as African-Americans.
• Tom Landry never coached the Cowboys.
• The Field of Dreams has always been drawing people to Iowa.
• They never saw a Howard Johnson's with 28 ice cream flavors.
• Lyme disease has always been a concern in the woods.
• They have always been challenged to distinguish between news and entertainment on cable TV.
The following have always been true for kids starting college this year:
Excerpts from the Beloit College "Mindset List" for the Class of 2007, most of whom were born in 1985.
ADVERTISEMENT
• Liberace, Jackie Gleason, and Lee Marvin have always been dead.
• They don't remember when "cut and paste" involved scissors.
• Heart-lung transplants have always been possible.
• Wayne Gretzky never played for Edmonton.
•
Iran and
Iraq have never been at war with each other.
• They're more familiar with Greg Gumbel than with Bryant Gumbel.
• Voice mail has always been available.
• "Whatever" is not part of a question
• They have always had the right to burn the flag.
•
Bill Gates has always been worth at least a billion dollars.
• The Starship Enterprise has always looked dated.
• American Motors never existed.
• Les Miserables has always been on stage.
• Halogen lights have always been available at home.
• Snowboarding has always been a popular winter pastime.
• They do not remember "a kinder and gentler nation."
• They never saw the shuttle Challenger fly.
• Airports have always had upscale shops and restaurants.
• Black Americans have always been known as African-Americans.
• Tom Landry never coached the Cowboys.
• The Field of Dreams has always been drawing people to Iowa.
• They never saw a Howard Johnson's with 28 ice cream flavors.
• Lyme disease has always been a concern in the woods.
• They have always been challenged to distinguish between news and entertainment on cable TV.
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