"Awesome" marriage contract

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive...contract1.html

Somewhat graphic, but worth the read... :!

If only I had a pen handy when I said "I do".

[rainbabies]

[BonBon]

I can't believe she actually married that wanker. He obviously is not quite right in the head.

I hope she told him where to put his "contract".

I can't believe she actually married that wanker. He obviously is not quite right in the head.

I hope she told him where to put his "contract".

I bet that would cost her a few GBDs.

[Gwendolyn]

So sad ::

[PrincessFiona]

I am speechless.

[DCJenn]

Anyone know how old this poor girl was?

Jenn

[alison]

I showed this to my dh and he's teasing me with the Good Behavior points. My question is: what do I get once I've racked up the points? Not that I've got any, or want any, or need any.

I'm grossed out. Sheesh, what a sicko this guy is!

It sounded to me like you could turn in GBDs to get out of having sex. So a night of unexpected anal sex yields you 2 weeks of not having to have sex with him, unless any of those days are birthdays/anniversaries. Of course you still need to keep up your "navel to anus" grooming.


What a kook.

[Rapunzel]

And, why does it specify that she has to shave her chest?!? Ummmm.... You'd have to have somewhat of a hormone problem to be a woman with shave-worthy chest hair, no?

This is a sick puppy. Were there actually kids in this relationship? I notice he didn't have a contingency for if she was pregnant or recovering from childbirth. Looks like the control freak forgot to include those essentials.

It's basically a slave contract. I cannot fathom any woman finding such a repulsive excuse for a human being attractive enough to marry - let alone sleep with.

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Wow. Absolutely disgusting.

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(I don't think I've seen this emoticon used more often than in this topic!)

And, why does it specify that she has to shave her chest?!? Ummmm.... You'd have to have somewhat of a hormone problem to be a woman with shave-worthy chest hair, no?

I was wondering the same thing.

What a weirdy. I can't believe she married him. Maybe they both had some issues.

[Sheherezade]

I liked the lead in that mentioned his separate charge for child pornography. That really sets the right mood for the contract.

I agree ::

That may be the most appalling thing I have ever read. Makes me wonder what his parents were like? I'd give him 2 minutes, unguarded, with Lorena Bobbit.

What a weirdy. I can't believe she married him. Maybe they both had some issues.

Maybe?!?

BTW, I love his choice of fonts in the headings of the paragraphs.