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She is quite creative and has a talent for animal noises. This is quite cute and impressive to other people. When asked what a gorilla says, she will reply, "OO, OO, OO" while enthusiastically pounding on her chest back and forth a la Tarzan. She knows all the other ones too. Phone interview can be granted for verification.
She can count to ten with prompting, and has quite the extensive vocabulary. I will admit that colors are a little confounding to her, as each time she sees the color orange, she proudly procliams that the color is indeed, "juice."
She sleeps well and is not picky. She will eat most anything that you give her.
She is not potty trained at the moment, but appears that she will be ready soon. I am sorry, as the sale needs to take place soon, this will not be negotiable.
While her mother was busy this morning trying to make some money by typing, and she was supposed to be watching The Wiggles, the little artist created a masterpiece in black Sharpie on all three of the seat cushions of our leather sofa, wood coffee table, and herself.
Yes, it isn't often that you can get such a creative mastermind at such a young age. She was able to ascertain the location of the Sharpie, climb to get it, and create her work of art. After she finished her masterpieces, she came to show me her work.
As I feel I have gotten more than enough use out of her artistic abilities, I am offering her up for auction. Let the bidding begin.
p.s. Magic Eraser took the Sharpie off the table. I have leather protection for the sofa, but I don't know if it covers murals or not, and, I haven't even attempted to scrub the baby yet. I have downloaded the claim forms and I hope to get a technician out to repair my sofa in the next couple of weeks.
She is quite creative and has a talent for animal noises. This is quite cute and impressive to other people. When asked what a gorilla says, she will reply, "OO, OO, OO" while enthusiastically pounding on her chest back and forth a la Tarzan. She knows all the other ones too. Phone interview can be granted for verification.
She can count to ten with prompting, and has quite the extensive vocabulary. I will admit that colors are a little confounding to her, as each time she sees the color orange, she proudly procliams that the color is indeed, "juice."
She sleeps well and is not picky. She will eat most anything that you give her.
She is not potty trained at the moment, but appears that she will be ready soon. I am sorry, as the sale needs to take place soon, this will not be negotiable.
While her mother was busy this morning trying to make some money by typing, and she was supposed to be watching The Wiggles, the little artist created a masterpiece in black Sharpie on all three of the seat cushions of our leather sofa, wood coffee table, and herself.
Yes, it isn't often that you can get such a creative mastermind at such a young age. She was able to ascertain the location of the Sharpie, climb to get it, and create her work of art. After she finished her masterpieces, she came to show me her work.
As I feel I have gotten more than enough use out of her artistic abilities, I am offering her up for auction. Let the bidding begin.
p.s. Magic Eraser took the Sharpie off the table. I have leather protection for the sofa, but I don't know if it covers murals or not, and, I haven't even attempted to scrub the baby yet. I have downloaded the claim forms and I hope to get a technician out to repair my sofa in the next couple of weeks.
I feel your pain!
bummer!
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