Costume Help!

[Stella]

Okay, so I have a big party to go to in DC next weekend and there are prizes and whatnot for costumes. My friends all like to do really witty costumes so I need something just as good. (One friend is going as HOT Chocolate and wearing a brown dress with marshmallow necklaces; another is Guns and Roses and wearing roses and cowboy stuff; another is Devil Wears Prada (self explanatory)).

So, here are my options and how I would do the costume. Please vote because I am completely lost.

1) Static Cling
Wear all black and stick pantyhouse and socks randomly on my legs and back, etc.

2) Deviled Egg
Wear white shirt with painted yellow oval and devil horns.

3) Caesar Salad
Toga and headpiece with lettuce stuck all over me.

4) Operation Game Man
Wear white and create felt "bones" that attache with velcro so they can come off. Carry a buzzer.

5) Ceiling Fan
Make a t-shirt that says "Go Ceilings!" etc. and face paint ceiling fan on cheek. Carry pom poms, etc.

6) Dirty Blonde
Wear a wife beater and create "scuff marks" on cheeks and arms. (I'm already blonde.)


I won't tell you which ones are my favorites until later. I want to look cute (but don't need to impress, SO won't be there) and I want my costume to be really witty. Vote on.

[Michele]

I voted for the operation guy bc I think it would be fun to buzz everyone!

[DCJenn]

Lily- you know every couple in DC is going to be Foley and a page OR Foley and Hastert.

I'm voting for ceiling fan because it'll make them think.

Jenn