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Maybe you've see this, but I came across it while cleaning and packing this morning and figured I'd share it anyhow. It's cute and helps me keep all the 'ists straight.
When a panel of doctors was asked to vote on adding a new wing to their hospital, the allergists voted to scratch it and the dermatologist wanted no rash moves, the gastroenterologist had a gut feeling about it but the neurologist thought the administration had a lot of nerve. The obstetricians stated they were all laboring under a misconception, and the ophthalmologist considered the idea short sighted. The pathologist yelled, “Over my dead body!” while the pediatricians said, “Grow up!” The psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness; the surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing. The Radiologists could see right through it, the internist thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the plastic surgeons said, “This puts a whole new face on the matter.” The podiatrist thought it was a step forward, but the urologist felt the scheme would not hold water. The anesthesiologist thought the whole idea was a gas and the cardiologist didn’t have the heart to say no, the audiologist wouldn’t hear of it and in the end, the proctologist left the decision up to some asshole who didn’t give a s**t.
Feel free to correct if something's not quite right. Won't hurt my feelings a bit.
Jodi
When a panel of doctors was asked to vote on adding a new wing to their hospital, the allergists voted to scratch it and the dermatologist wanted no rash moves, the gastroenterologist had a gut feeling about it but the neurologist thought the administration had a lot of nerve. The obstetricians stated they were all laboring under a misconception, and the ophthalmologist considered the idea short sighted. The pathologist yelled, “Over my dead body!” while the pediatricians said, “Grow up!” The psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness; the surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing. The Radiologists could see right through it, the internist thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the plastic surgeons said, “This puts a whole new face on the matter.” The podiatrist thought it was a step forward, but the urologist felt the scheme would not hold water. The anesthesiologist thought the whole idea was a gas and the cardiologist didn’t have the heart to say no, the audiologist wouldn’t hear of it and in the end, the proctologist left the decision up to some asshole who didn’t give a s**t.
Feel free to correct if something's not quite right. Won't hurt my feelings a bit.
Jodi
My cheeks hurt from laughing so hard with my mom. Absolutely hilarious.
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