Did my kid just say that?

[SuzySunshine]

Dd told me today: "I'm gonna return you to the mama store and get a better mama."

We've all been sleeping in the same hotel room, and no one's getting good sleep.

I bet all of ours have said something similar at least in their heads. I hope you all get better sleep.

[GreyhoundsRUs]

My 3yo goddaughter and I had the following conversation on Friday:
"Annie, what would you like to eat for dinner"
"Well, I really love bacon, cob-on-the-corn, and dead rats!"
"Who cooks dead rats for you?"
"Nobody really"


Wife of a PGY-4 Orthopod

[MrsK]

Sounds like K1. I ordered a pizza a couple months ago and, when it arrived, I discovered it was not as I ordered it. When I opened the box, he heard me say "Rats!" Then he very excitedly asked, "Are there rats on the pizza?" "No." "Are there rats IN the pizza?" "No." "Are there rats UNDER the pizza?" "No." "Awww, mom, why'd you say 'rats' if there aren't any rats in the pizza box?"

[SoonerTexan]

"Fu** Fu**" as she was playing on the iPad. Both DH and I looked up and were like WTH. She was playing Peekaboo Forest and the frog came out.

[diggitydot]

"Fu** Fu**" as she was playing on the iPad. Both DH and I looked up and were like WTH. She was playing Peekaboo Forest and the frog came out.

Are you sure she's not my kid?

Surprisingly, our kids have NEVER done this.

[GreyhoundsRUs]

"Fu** Fu**" as she was playing on the iPad. Both DH and I looked up and were like WTH. She was playing Peekaboo Forest and the frog came out.

Wife of a PGY-4 Orthopod

[Pollyanna]

Two from dd4:

After her first day of PreK we were asking her about her day and she talked about a friend she made named Lealand but she just calls her Lea because her real name is too long. She tells us a bit more about Lea and then later in the evening says, "aaaa, so that girl named Lealand. I just made her up" Lol, she had all of us believing her, I mean even down to the nickname...yikes!

Then last Friday as I was getting ready to do Kissing Hands at the door of the classroom she says, "can we NOT do the kissing hands" and then turns and runs right into class.

And I was only slightly offended when she cried Saturday morning because she couldn't go to school.

[diggitydot]

I've got so many from DS.

The other day we went swimming at the lake and out of nowhere he looks at me and says, "Bubblebutt." After noticing my stink eye, he realizes his mistake and says, "No! Me! *I* have a bubblebutt! When I'm in the water, my butt looks HUGE! Not you, mom. Ever. Not you."

Poor kid has a healthy fear of offending women. He is smarter than he should be at 11.

[HouseofWool]

I've got so many from DS.

The other day we went swimming at the lake and out of nowhere he looks at me and says, "Bubblebutt." After noticing my stink eye, he realizes his mistake and says, "No! Me! *I* have a bubblebutt! When I'm in the water, my butt looks HUGE! Not you, mom. Ever. Not you."

Poor kid has a healthy fear of offending women. He is smarter than he should be at 11.

Hysterical!

[PrincessFiona]

LOL.

Aidan is constantly saying,
"Guess what?"
"what?"
"Chicken butt."

I don't know why he thinks it's so funny, but when I'm distracted or tired, I still fall for it.

I've got so many from DS.

The other day we went swimming at the lake and out of nowhere he looks at me and says, "Bubblebutt." After noticing my stink eye, he realizes his mistake and says, "No! Me! *I* have a bubblebutt! When I'm in the water, my butt looks HUGE! Not you, mom. Ever. Not you."

Poor kid has a healthy fear of offending women. He is smarter than he should be at 11.

[Thirteen]

"That's enough!" -said to me, while I was singing in public, after I was *asked* to sing "Itsy Bitsy Spider"

("Dats 'nuff!")


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[SoonerTexan]

We had an AC issue last night and discovered just how much dust and crap is under the interior unit. N looked at it and said "frog" again. There was no frog...

[diggitydot]

We had an AC issue last night and discovered just how much dust and crap is under the interior unit. N looked at it and said "frog" again. There was no frog...

She's not saying "frog". Pretty sure she's reading your mind.

"Fucking A/C."

[SuzySunshine]

13 & ST - those are really funny. I hope you're writing them down somewhere

[SoonerTexan]

Uhh here? Haha