Did my kid just say that?

[HouseofWool]

Somebodys gotta pick up the dicks...

I thought that was my job.

Right after we had moved for med school, C, who was about 2 at the time, was racing down the sidewalk with a stick in each hand shrieking, "Momma, MOMMA, I got two dicks!" Welcome to the neighborhood!

[HouseofWool]

Mostly my DH...they had their THIRD GSW to the scrotum in as many weeks last night!! Seriously, how do you get shot in the dick anyway?

by tucking your handgun into your pants.

[Thirteen]

"Five, six, pick up dicks"


Wife of a PGY-4 Orthopod

Sounds wonderful. :-O


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[GreyhoundsRUs]

DH says she should be a spokesperson for Viagra


Wife of a PGY-4 Orthopod

[Pollyanna]

About half the time dd1 finishes nursing she looks up at me, smiles, and says, "yum"

[GreyhoundsRUs]

About half the time dd1 finishes nursing she looks up at me, smiles, and says, "yum"

Sweet!

[diggitydot]

Did my kid just say that?

This thread restores my faith in humanity.

Today, DS told me, "Look, mom -- I can kick my own butt!" And then showed me his newly discovered skill. I'll be reminding him that he can kick his own ass once he needs his head removed from it come high school.

[MrsK]

The other day, I was explaining to K1 that we plan to give Lambie a "real" name when she is born for school and stuff. He said, "But I can still call her Lambie because that's my love name. "

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[HouseofWool]

The other day, I was explaining to K1 that we plan to give Lambie a "real" name when she is born for school and stuff. He said, "But I can still call her Lambie because that's my love name. "

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Awww!

She will be 35 and he will still be calling her Lambie. So very sweet.

[GreyhoundsRUs]

The other day, I was explaining to K1 that we plan to give Lambie a "real" name when she is born for school and stuff. He said, "But I can still call her Lambie because that's my love name. "

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Out of the mouths of babes...


Wife of a PGY-4 Orthopod

[TulipsAndSunscreen]

Me: "Do you want a baby brother or a baby sister?"
D: "No, MAN"
Me: "I'm having a baby, not a man. Do you want a baby girl or a baby boy?"
D: "No, no mama. MAN"

Really hope she's wrong about that...

[GreyhoundsRUs]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pr216HObUIA


Wife of a PGY-4 Orthopod

[Vishenka69]

There's an SNL skit for everything.

DD insists that when she and DS grow up, they'll get married. I guess I don't make being married to daddy a very desirable option.

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[alison]

Dd showing me how to operate a Batman figurine: "you push here, and then can see the machine in his pants."

[GreyhoundsRUs]

Dd showing me how to operate a Batman figurine: "you push here, and then can see the machine in his pants."

LOL! And that's basically how all men operate


Wife of a PGY-4 Orthopod