Did my kid just say that?

[Mrs. MD, Esq.]

. . . and looked surprised after each one.

Hahahaha

[SoonerTexan]

"Surely that wasn't dainty me"

[alotofyarn]

Not my kid, but too funny not to share (from my cousin via facebook):

I just read Ezekiel a book that mentions a diary. I asked him if he knew what a "diary" was.
"Yeah. It's poop that comes out really fast."

[Thirteen]

"Your bagima is broken."

[MarissaNicole]

Waives wand at DH "Daddy, I turn you into a frog."

Wife of a PGY-5

[SoonerTexan]

As I dressed her this morning:

"Is this BabyGap"

"yes"

"good"

I've created a monster.

[MrsK]

The K Bros were explaining vomit and diarrhea to Lambie today. I'm driving along and I hear "So, then your food all comes up and spills out of your mouth. ... and, well it's like pee but it's really more like mud and it comes out of your tushie. ...."

"Boys? Why are you telling her that? "

"Because it's about sickness and she should know how to 'tect herself from sickness. "

Can't argue with that.

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[alotofyarn]

Random girl at a restaurant yesterday for lunch, maybe about 7?

"You have a baby! Is that because you got married? She used to be in your tummy, just like I used to be in my mommy's tummy."

Her mom apologized and said they had been talking a lot about babies lately.

[GreyhoundsRUs]

While driving with Daddy:
"Look, Daddy, there's Hobby Lobby. That's where Mommy buys paper for her cutting machine!"

Busted!

[MrsK]

K2 (3yo): Birds lay eggs and reptiles lay eggs. Mommy, you have eggs too!

Mommy (prepared to be amazed): Where are mommy's eggs?

K2: In the refrigerator!

[TulipsAndSunscreen]

Post potty accident: "C, we don't pee on the floor, where do we pee?"

C: "in the POOL"

[diggitydot]

DS asked me to pick up an abacus for his school supplies today.

[MarissaNicole]

When asked where Daddy is/was she responded "with the mice."

(We're on research year and I *may* have mentioned that i
I'm used to being ditched for critical patients but mice really stings.....)

Wife of a PGY-5

[Thirteen]

Post potty accident: "C, we don't pee on the floor, where do we pee?"

C: "in the POOL"

Me: "B, if you need to poop, what do you do?"
B: "Go outside!"


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[MrsK]

K1 just completed his first homework assignment of the year. They sent him home with a drawing of a house and he had to fill in things about himself. He kind of panicked when I suggested he draw pictures so I let him cut pictures of his favorite things out of magazines and paste them instead. Then he had me write in why he chose each image. He pasted pictures representing "superheros for getting the bad guys," "candles for Shabbat," "my back yard" (a tree), "my tv" (Disney Jr. characters), "me" (a happy face), "Penguiny" (one of his favorite dolls), "a robot invention by K1," "snacks" (an apple and goldfish crackers), "a dreydel for Hannukah," "another silly invention by K1," "dessert for after dinner that I made with Mommy when K2 was at school," ..... AND "me and mommy and daddy and K2 and Lambie flying in a rocket ship," and "the alien we met that time we went to outer space." I think they'll get to know him pretty well.